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Biology puns ๐Ÿง  in 2021

Q: What is the reproductive area in South America?
– A: Spermatagonia

The biology teacher is very popular at school.
– He’s a fungi.

I have a joke about biology but
– you have to dissect it well to understand it.

What do you call the union of a sheep and a ram?
– Mitosis.

Why arenโ€™t students allowed in the biology teachersโ€™ lounge?
– Itโ€™s for staph only.

Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages?
– He was a man of many cultures.

I know some great biology puns,
– but you’ll have to dissect them to understand them.

Donโ€™t know much about history. Donโ€™t know much biology. Donโ€™t know much about a science book.
– Donald Trumpโ€™s resume when he applied to be a presidential candidate.

What do you call a train conductor on a chromosome?
– A genetic engineer.

Q: How do you make a hormone?
– A: Don’t pay her.

Q: What do you call a FISH with no Eyes?
– A: A FSH.

What did the male stamen say to the female pistil?
– I like your โ€œstyleโ€

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