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Biology puns ๐Ÿง  in 2023

Why did the woman break up with the biologist?
– He was too cell-fish.

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
– A: H2O cubed.

When biologists need to repair something at their house,
– they study homology.

My biology teacher grew human vocal chords from stem cells in the lab, the results…
… speak for themselves

Signing up for Marine biology this semester was disappointing.
– I never learned whatโ€™s going on in Le Penโ€™s head.

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?
– To get to the other slide.

Q: Did you hear the one about the recycling family of triplets?
– A: Polly, Ethel and Ian

A cell stepped on her sister’s toe.
– The sister said, “Ouch, mitosis!”

I just downloaded my Biology notes but couldnโ€™t open them.
– We were studying the helicase. I then had to Unzip the file to open

We have to stop talking about mitosis.
– Itโ€™s such a divisive issue.

Q: How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam?
– A: An itsy bitsy book.

Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite amino acid?
– Arrrrrr-ginine.

That girl is really worried about her biology test.
– Her nervous system is acting up.

A biology teacher runs into a bank holding a flower.
– He says “Everybody on the ground, I have a pistil!”

Where did the viruses go?
– They flu away.

Q: Why was the scuba diver failing Biology?
– A: Because he was below “C” level.

Biologists can also be great philosophers.
– They give fantastic life lessons.

I told my dad I couldn’t believe I’d failed my biology exam.
– He said , I’m your mum.

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