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Biology puns ๐Ÿง  in 2023

Why was the amoeba sad?
– His parents just split.

Q: Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever?
– A: “smallpox”

It’s impossible for plants to escape from jail.
– There’s a wall around their cell!

So i got 2 โ€˜Oโ€™ levels in Biology and metalwork…
– So if your Dog needs welding Iโ€™m your man…

What do you get if you give growth hormones to an ant?
– Tolerance.

Q: What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe?
– A: Mitosis

What kind of notebook does a dendrochronologist use?
– A tree-ring binder.

Tomorrow we’re going to be studying mitosis.
– I’ll be needing your undivided attention.

In their biology class, students are given an activity that introduces them to relative dating…
– One Student: “Relative Dating? This isn’t Alabama!”

Why did the woman break up with the biologist?
– He was too cell-fish.

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
– A: H2O cubed.

When biologists need to repair something at their house,
– they study homology.

My biology teacher grew human vocal chords from stem cells in the lab, the results…
… speak for themselves

Signing up for Marine biology this semester was disappointing.
– I never learned whatโ€™s going on in Le Penโ€™s head.

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?
– To get to the other slide.

Q: Did you hear the one about the recycling family of triplets?
– A: Polly, Ethel and Ian

A cell stepped on her sister’s toe.
– The sister said, “Ouch, mitosis!”

I just downloaded my Biology notes but couldnโ€™t open them.
– We were studying the helicase. I then had to Unzip the file to open

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