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Biology puns in 2024

Q: What do you call a FISH with no Eyes?
– A: A FSH.

What did the male stamen say to the female pistil?
– I like your “style”

We be-lung together. Aorta tell you that I love you!

My biology teacher said there is no evolutionary advantage to blue eyes.
– She must have never heard of the holocaust

What do you call an organic compound with an attitude?
– A-mean-o acid.

Q: Where do hippos go to university?
– A: Hippocampus

If you’ve ever wondered how biologists contact each other,
– they use their cell-phones!

The biology teacher told us our skin is the biggest organ…
– Here i was thinking it was the one they play in the church down the road!

How do you recognize a native American cell biologist?
– He lives in ATP.

Q: How do you tell the gender of a person?
– A: You pull there genes down.

What do you call a faulty spirometer?
– Expired.

Biology is really important.
– It’s a matter of life and death.

If a biologist studies biology and a nutritionist studies nutrition
– Trump must be an expert at studying races.

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
– They had no chemistry.

One plant says to another, “Are you hungry?”
– The other replies, “I could use a light snack.”

How do you identify a bald eagle?
– All his feathers are combed over to one side.

There’s a big difference between male and female anatomies.
– A vas deferens, you could say.

Biology teacher: Can anyone name a disease?
– Student: I can sir. Teacher: Well done. Whose next?

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