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Biology puns in 2024

Q: Why can’t a plant be on the darkside of the Force?
– A: Because it can’t make food without the light!

What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
– One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.

Microorganisms are so hipster.
– They were evolving on earth before it was cool!

I got kicked out of biology class today for eating during the lesson…
– Apparently it’s called an “Eye disection” not “Eye digestion”

What does a biologist tell you when you have to give blood?
– B positive!

Q: Where do you bury dead people?
– A: Asymmetry

When a biologist wants to impress someone,
– they wear designer genes.

The relationship between the Physics teacher and biology teacher in my brother’s school didn’t last long…
– They had no chemistry et. al.

My Biology Teacher Asked What ATP is…
– I replied, “where Native Americans live.”

Why was the amoeba sad?
– His parents just split.

Q: Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever?
– A: “smallpox”

It’s impossible for plants to escape from jail.
– There’s a wall around their cell!

So i got 2 ‘O’ levels in Biology and metalwork…
– So if your Dog needs welding I’m your man…

What do you get if you give growth hormones to an ant?
– Tolerance.

Q: What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe?
– A: Mitosis

What kind of notebook does a dendrochronologist use?
– A tree-ring binder.

Tomorrow we’re going to be studying mitosis.
– I’ll be needing your undivided attention.

In their biology class, students are given an activity that introduces them to relative dating…
– One Student: “Relative Dating? This isn’t Alabama!”

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