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Biology puns in 2024

Q: How do you tell the gender of a person?
– A: You pull there genes down.

What do you call a faulty spirometer?
– Expired.

Biology is really important.
– It’s a matter of life and death.

If a biologist studies biology and a nutritionist studies nutrition
– Trump must be an expert at studying races.

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
– They had no chemistry.

One plant says to another, “Are you hungry?”
– The other replies, “I could use a light snack.”

How do you identify a bald eagle?
– All his feathers are combed over to one side.

There’s a big difference between male and female anatomies.
– A vas deferens, you could say.

Biology teacher: Can anyone name a disease?
– Student: I can sir. Teacher: Well done. Whose next?

Why do biologists like to travel?
– It makes them more cultured.

Q: What type of flowers does everybody have?
– A: two-lips.

They also take cell-fies!

What did the biology teacher tell the frog?
– Looks aren’t everything, it’s what inside you that really matters.

How does the nucleus communicate with ribosomes?
– With a cell phone.

Q: Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages?
– A: He was a man of many cultures.

What do you call an oral hygiene product for the brain?
– Neural Crest.

This Biology pun is so funny,
– you’ll be laughing your genes off!

I watched a documentary on the feeding behaviors and biology of cattle…
– “Graze Anatomy”

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