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Turkey puns ๐Ÿฆƒ in 2022

On a sunny day, chances are the turkeys will have a pek โ€“ nic.

Why did the farmer separate the chicken and the turkey?
He sensed fowl play.

ou think youโ€™re crazy about Thanksgiving?
-Youโ€™ve got nothing on the turkeys. When Thanksgiving approaches, they literally lose their heads!

I’d like to cut back on the Christmas leftovers, but I just can’t quit cold turkey.

No fowl play involved in carving this turkey.

Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasnโ€™t chicken!

The only things turkeys are good for
Are turdoors

What did the Minecraft turkey say?
Cobble, cobble, cobble!

What did the turkey say before he was roasted?
โ€“ โ€œOK, spare me no insults. Roast me!โ€

They climbed to the beak.

Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey because he’s already stuffed!

Gobble ’til you wobble.

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