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Turkey puns in 2024

Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!

Wives are like Thanksgiving Turkeys.
They eventually get fat and then stop gobbling.

What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY

What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google.

Where do you find a turkey with no legs?
Exactly where you left it…

What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?
Ans- Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.

What would the leftover turkey say after you wrap it up and put it into the fridge?
-Foiled again

When a turkey is using the computer, he might say “Google, Google.”

What did grandma say when picking out the turkey?
Go big or gourd home.

Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
the outside!

It’s not a jaking matter.

What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food!

What would the turkey suggest families eat at Thanksgiving?Any food that is not fowl in taste or smell.

Why did Mom’s turkey seasoning taste a little off last year?
-She ran out of thyme.

An epeck movie.

Why don’t they like cheese in Turkey?
Because they despise letting the Kurds have their way.

What was the turkey suspected of? Fowl play.

What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? “A har-vest.”

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