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Turkey puns ๐Ÿฆƒ in 2023

Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasnโ€™t chicken!

Do not stare at the dressing of the turkey because you would make it

What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A turkey trot.

What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turkey!

I’m fowling for you!

What do you call a fat gobbler that can sing?
-Turkey Meatloaf!

What did the Turkey say after its leg got bitten off
โ€œLost my leg in โ€˜nomโ€

Why did the turkey pack his gear, and leave the farm?
He had gotten tired of all the fowl language.

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
-If your father could see you now, heโ€™d turn over in his gravy!

A few sandwiches short of a pecknic.

What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY

What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google.

Where do you find a turkey with no legs?
Exactly where you left itโ€ฆ

What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?
Ans- Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.

Wives are like Thanksgiving Turkeys.
They eventually get fat and then stop gobbling.

When a turkey is using the computer, he might say โ€œGoogle, Google.โ€

What did grandma say when picking out the turkey?
Go big or gourd home.

Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
the outside!

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