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Turkey puns ๐Ÿฆƒ in 2023

Turkey is the only thing that I do not eat on Thanksgiving day because
it is stuffed.

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, of course! A building canโ€™t jump at all.

If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?
-A goblet.

Lock him up and throw away tur-key.

What is a turkeyโ€™s favorite dessert?Peach gobbler!

This kind of meal is definitely the tur-Key to my heart.

When does a turkey go “mooooo”? When it is learning a new language!

What do you call it when you drop a turkey from a helicopter?
-Dead weight.

A Turkey sandwich walked into a bar and orders a coffee
The waiter says, “Sorry, we donโ€™t serve food here.”

An offbeat turkey can also be called a quir โ€“ key!

What do you call it when it rains turkeys? Fowl weather.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone on Thanksgiving Day!

Whatโ€™s the turkeyโ€™s favorite Halloween costume?
-A gobble-in.

What do you call a rude turkey? A jerk-key!

The question is should we watch Butterball or football?

What part of the turkey does a drummer love the most?
The drumsticks.

What type of glass does a turkey drink from?
-A gobblet

Fowl into bad habits.

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