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Camping puns in 2024

The number one rule of camping is that you can’t run. You can only ran, because it’s past tents.

Wood you like to go camping?

I went to buy a tent from the camping store but the pegs were on the top shelf. The stakes were too high.

You Can’t Run Through A Campsite.
– You Can Only Ran…Because It’s Past Tents

Thank you very match for starting the fire.

What did you say? I lost my terrain of thought!

Taking a break from camping to catch summer rays

We used to have trouble setting up camp, now we bring a baseball player along with us. So he can pitch the tent.

When I Was Naughty As A Kid, I Had To Serve As The Floor Of A Tent As Punishment.
– Man, I Hated Being The Grounded-Sheet

See those rocks?
– Don’t take ’em all for granite.

Actions peak louder than words

Me and campfires
– the perfect match!

You can’t run through a campsite. You can only ran…Why?

– Because it’s past tents.

When I was camping, I ran into a bear in the woods. He told me it was going to rain tonight.
– When I asked why he looked so sad he said ‘I hate to be the bear of bad news”.

Camping: like many of the best things in life, it’s tree

Hiking can be a pine in the ass, but I love it

These are my birches

These bad camping puns really yurt me.

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