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Seal puns in 2022

Have fun in school, I’ll seal you later!

Navy Seals – Dark blue seals that guard America.

What animals are on legal documents?
– Seals!

Accidentally ran over a French seal today .
– Phoque .

What did the seal say to the sea turtle?
– Can you please scute?

That has got to be the seal-liest thing I’ve ever heard!

What sort of musical acts do seals listen to?
– Orca-stras.

When you fish upon a star…

What keeps the ocean from leaking out?
– The seals.

I never realized seals were cool
– They kinda slap though

If a seal had a favorite kind of music, it would be “sole” music.

Seal you later!

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