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Giraffe puns ๐Ÿฆ’ in 2021

What do you call an animal that turns into a boat?
– A GIRRAFT

Why donโ€™t giraffes like to go to the playground?
– Because the monkeys use them for slides.

Did you know Ronnie Pickering invented the giraffe?
– He got into an argument with a horse and uppercutted it

It’s a tall order.

The giraffe said he was ready to perform for the concert and practiced playing the g-riff.

The giraffe could not complete the joke about his neck because it was too long.

The girlfriend left the giraffe because he was becoming intallerable.

What happened in the race between the giraffe and the ostrich?
– It was neck and neck the whole way.

Why don’t giraffes like to go to playgrounds?
– Because the monkeys use them as slides.

The giraffe went to the Himalayas in search of a monk as he finally felt the higher calling.

Some Giraffes can grow up to 18 feet.
– But most only have 4

It takes a long time for a giraffe to blow the candles at the birthday party because reaching the cake is a long way to go.

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