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Giraffe puns ๐Ÿฆ’ in 2023

That’s a hard thing to swallow.

The giraffes hesitate to play hide and seek as they always get spotted.

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a lawyer?
– Long-arm of the Law

What do you call a mural of a giraffe in the street?
– Giraffiti

A boy walks into a party with his pet giraffe. He gets himself and his giraffe juice boxes, but after finishing his drink the giraffe drops dead on the floor.
– The boy gets up to leave but a girl says to him, โ€œHey! You canโ€™t leave that lying there!โ€
– The boy turns to her and says, โ€œThatโ€™s not a lion, thatโ€™s a giraffe!โ€

It is said most giraffes grow up to 18 feet, yet only 4 can be visible.

What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
– A โ€œplane in the neck.โ€

The presentation shown by a giraffe to his clients was so good they called it necks level.

Did you hear about the man who made giraffe and lion jam?
– He called it Wildlife Preserve.

What do you call an animal that can transform into a boat?
– A Gi-raft.

The giraffes who drew murals of other giraffes on the walls were praised for their giraffiti.

Why donโ€™t giraffes like fast food?
– Because they canโ€™t catch it!

When the baby giraffe was acting boastful during his birthday,
– his mother told him to get off the high horse.

I bet giraffes donโ€™t even know what farts smell like.

The worst thing about being a giraffe is needing 100 Heimlich maneuvers when you are choking.

The giraffes were having breakfast with the pigs, and they had bacon and legs.

The teacher asked Billy to name 10 animals you could see in Africa.
– He replied: ”nine giraffes and an elephant”.

The queen giraffe was called “your highness” by her subjects in court.

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