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Giraffe puns ๐Ÿฆ’ in 2023

He takes a long time to swallow his pride.

When Henry, the giraffe, was about to be caught for theft, he high-tailed to the West.

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?
– Neck-romance-y

Why are giraffes tongues so long?
– So they can clean their ears.

I respect giraffeโ€™sโ€ฆ
– Theyโ€™re an animal I can look up to.

The giraffe could not be a good boss and had to leave the job as he could not see eye-to-eye with his employees.

The favorite fruit of giraffes is called necktarines.

The giraffe journalist was the pride of his community as she dares to stick her head out and show the truth to the rest of the world.

What do you get if you cross a tortoise, a giraffe and a kangaroo?
– A turtleneck jumper!

What do giraffes have that no one else can have?
– Baby giraffes!

The giraffe in the race with horses in the forest was called a long shot.

What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a pig?
– Bacon and legs.

When the birthday came nearer, the birthday giraffe and his friends were all in high spirits.

Whatโ€™s green and hangs from tall trees?
– Giraffe boogers.

The worst part about being a giraffe is knowing that once you put on a necklace it is there for life!

The zoo with only giraffes are called Giraffic Park.

Did you know that giraffes can grow up to 18 feet?
– I’ve only seen them with four feet.

There was a giraffe wizard in the forest, and everyone called him neck-romancer.

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