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Giraffe puns in 2024

Knock, knock!

– Who’s there?

– Giraffe.

– Giraffe who?

– Giraffe anything to eat? I’m starving!

What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?
– A twelve-foot toothbrush

What do you call a royal giraffe?
– Your high-ness

Why don’t most restaurants serve giraffes?
– It’s a tall order.

Did you know that a giraffes neck is strong enough to support the weight of a human climbing on it?
– Anyway, I got banned from my local zoo today

I had an argument with a giraffe once, and found he was slow to apologize. It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

The father giraffe took time to apologize for his mistake as he took time to swallow his pride.

What is a giraffe’s favorite fruit?
– Necktarines

Why did the giraffe leave his girlfriend?
– Because she was a Cheetah!

What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie?
– Neck-ed.

You’re not a patch on the other animals.

Whenever it’s storytelling time,
– giraffes are known to make up tall tales.

Why do giraffes make bad bosses?
– Because they can’t see eye-to-eye with their employees

Why did the giraffe leave her boyfriend?
– He was a Cheetah!

A giraffe walks into a bar and orders a beer.
– The bartender says “you want a longneck?”
– The giraffe says “you mean I have a choice?”

The boat made for giraffes to travel around the forest was called the giraft.

The giraffes were not hired as staff in the hotel as they are high maintenance.

The giraffe joined the office as an extra staff but rose in the necking order and is now the CEO.

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