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Garden puns ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŒพ in 2023

All dressed up and nowhere to grow

I wasnโ€™t all that interested in gardening, but I planted a few seeds, and it grew on me.

Do you have the thyme?
– I need to get somewhere around tree oโ€™clock.

How much room should you give fungi to grow?
– As mushroom as possible.

Aloe you vera much.

โ€œCut it out!โ€ said the Jack-o-Lantern.

Just the thicket

What vegetable is always cold?
– A chilli.

Leaf me alone. (as on this monstera plant pun shirt)

How are you doing zucchini?
– Iโ€™m vine, thanks for asking.

You prickle my fancy.

All clover the world

Someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

Itโ€™s party thyme. (on this houseplant birthday card)

Speak now or forever hold your peas.

A magic tractor drove down the road and turned into a field!

Herb your enthusiasm

I want to start gardening, but I havenโ€™t botany plants.

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