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Garden puns in 2024

Never a dill moment

What’s a gardener’s favourite Harrison Ford film?
– Raiders of the Lost Bark.

You’re unbeleafable.

What did one plant say to another?
– What’s ta-ma-ta?

Cactus makes perfect.

Trowel and error

Scarecrows are always garden their patch.

Chive never met anyone quite like you.

Don’t kale my vibe.

I had a job drilling holes for water. It was well boring.

Eat, drink and be rosemary

What’s small, red and whispers?
– A hoarse radish.

I started dating the girl across the street. Honestly, lawn-distance relationships aren’t that hard.

What does a nosey pepper do?
– It gets jalapeño business.

Life would succ without you.

A day in the leaf

How do you make an apple puff?
– Chase it around the garden.

Let me plant one on ya!

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