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Garden puns in 2024

Peas and quiet

I was offered a job as a gardener, but I didn’t take it
– because the celery was too low.

Support plant parenthood.

What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
– A maybee.

I’ll never desert you.

Just one of rose things

I wet my plants. (as written on one of these adorable planter pots)

I’m kind of a big dill.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

I got a job working in a hayfield. After one day I bailed.

Don’t stop the beetroot

What’s a gardener’s favourite Beatles song?
– Lettuce Be.

Many gardeners suffer from hay fever. Isn’t that news a pollen?

What did the grape say when it was crushed?
– Nothing, but it let out a little wine.

Succulents are plant-tastic.

I’m always smiling, but inside I feel hollow.

Don’t moss around

Why is The Hulk such a good gardener?
– Because he’s got green fingers.

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