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Garden puns ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŒพ in 2022

As far as the cacti can see

Iโ€™ve soiled myself.

I hate when bay leaves.

If you were a fruit, youโ€™d be a fine-apple.

Why shouldnโ€™t you tell a secret on a farm?
– Because the corn has ears.

All things must grass

Why doesnโ€™t Elton John like lettuce?
– Heโ€™s more of a Rocket Man.

I saw a sign that said falling rocks. I tried and it doesnโ€™t.

Why did the lettuce close its eyes?
– Because it saw the salad dressing.

Say aloe to my little friend.

Flower of strength

I used to make lots of money clearing leaves from gardens. I was raking it in.

Iโ€™m very frond of you.

Can you pick up the groceries?
– I havenโ€™t botany.

We make a prickly pear.

Turf the net

Ok, bloomer. (ridiculously cute pin)

Chive loved you for so long.

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