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Garden puns ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŒพ in 2022

Never a dill moment

Whatโ€™s a gardenerโ€™s favourite Harrison Ford film?
– Raiders of the Lost Bark.

Youโ€™re unbeleafable.

What did one plant say to another?
– Whatโ€™s ta-ma-ta?

Cactus makes perfect.

Trowel and error

Scarecrows are always garden their patch.

Chive never met anyone quite like you.

Donโ€™t kale my vibe.

I had a job drilling holes for water. It was well boring.

Eat, drink and be rosemary

Whatโ€™s small, red and whispers?
– A hoarse radish.

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