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Garden puns ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŒพ in 2022

Cutting it vine

Whatโ€™s a gardenerโ€™s favourite type of trousers?
– Ones with turnips.

Walking barefoot is good for the sole.

Why did the tomato blush?
– Because it saw the salad dressing.

Youโ€™re looking sharp.

Thatโ€™s a bit mulch

Why do gardeners plant bulbs?
– So the worms can see where theyโ€™re going.

You grow girl!

You make my heart skip a beet.

Letโ€™s stick together.

One trick peony

She didnโ€™t date the gardener. He was too rough around the hedges.

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