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Garden puns ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŒพ in 2021

I beg your garden?

My fear of roses is a thorny issue. Iโ€™m not sure what it stems from but Iโ€™m stuck with it.

Good chives only. (on this herb planter pot)

Oh my gourd, that is funny.

I put up an electric fence around my field last weekend. My neighbour is dead against it.

Seed between the lines

Spring is almost here. Iโ€™m so excited I wet my plants.

Iโ€™m rooting for you! (loving this โ€œIโ€™m So Rooting For You!โ€ mug from Plantspree)

Why did the banana go to the doctor?
– It wasnโ€™t peeling well.

Hope your birthday is on point.

Turnip the volume

Yet again, someone has added more soil to my allotment. The plot thickensโ€ฆ

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