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Garden puns ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŒพ in 2023

Berry the hatchet

Gardening question: Does anyone know a good place where I can buy a fern?
– Asking for a frond.

Pot it like itโ€™s hot.

I got arrested at the Farmers Market. I was disturbing the peas.

I got into a fight with a snail. It was a real slug-fest.

In on the ground flora

I feel sorry for wheelbarrows. Theyโ€™re always getting pushed around.

Long thyme no see.

Fennel I see you again?

The scarecrow get promoted. He was outstanding in his field.

Get a twiggle on

What runs round a garden but never moves?
– A fence.

So fresh and so green (green).

What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe?
– Youโ€™re one in a melon

Iโ€™m glad I pricked you.

Absolutely radishing

I asked the staff at my local garden centre what to grow in my garden.
– They gave me some sage advice.

Letโ€™s take a leaf of faith.

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