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Garden puns in 2025

As far as the cacti can see

I’ve soiled myself.

I hate when bay leaves.

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?
– Because the corn has ears.

All things must grass

Why doesn’t Elton John like lettuce?
– He’s more of a Rocket Man.

I saw a sign that said falling rocks. I tried and it doesn’t.

Why did the lettuce close its eyes?
– Because it saw the salad dressing.

Say aloe to my little friend.

Flower of strength

I used to make lots of money clearing leaves from gardens. I was raking it in.

I’m very frond of you.

Can you pick up the groceries?
– I haven’t botany.

We make a prickly pear.

Turf the net

Ok, bloomer. (ridiculously cute pin)

Chive loved you for so long.

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