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Tomato puns ๐Ÿ… in 2023

When the new king in Tomato Town had his coronation ceremony, the other tomatoes bowed down and said, “We are at your service, Your Royal Heinze-ness!”

What did the tomato say when running late
– Ketchup with you later

Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soupโ€“erstition.

I always thought LGBT means Lettuce Ginger Bacon and Tomato…
– Until my smart friend told me that G stands for Guacamole

The doctor tomato decided to get a test done on the baby tomato for flu. Sadly, the kid did have flu but he was asymp-tomato-ic.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to his Tomato seeds after watering them for the first time?
– You have been germinated.

My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup โ€“ ream โ€“ court!

What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? โ€“ It is called soup.

What looks like a half tomato?
– The other half

The judge tomato said that she would put all these thug tomatoes in jail if they do not tomatone for their crimes.

I hit a tomato and ran.
– The tomato started running after me but it couldn’t ketchup.

Mum, you are my soup-er star.

The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.

A tomato walks into a bar and asks for a drink…
– The bartender says, โ€œSorry, we donโ€™t serve food here.โ€

When the ketchup visited the psychiatrist, the doctor told the ketchup that he mustn’t keep his feelings bottled up

Why was the can of tomato paste voted off the ship?
– Because ketchup sus.

Why do bacon lettuce and tomatoes have the lowest IQ out of all the foods?
– Because they’re in-bred!

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