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Tomato puns ๐Ÿ… in 2021

Researchers made an incredible discovery when they put the tomato under an electron microscope. They found a new type of atom- the tomatom.

When Arnold Schwarzeneggar saw that the tomato was in danger, he yelled at him, “Get to the Ketchupper!”

Why did the tomato blush?
– Because it saw the salad dressing

If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.

Why did the people in the race wait for the tomato? (first joke I ever made as a kid)
– So it could catch up.

I love using ketchup so much that every time I get a hotdog, I au-tomato-cally go for the ketchup.

Tomato paste is pretty viscous
– I guess itโ€™s not very fast paste

Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.

If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!

I hit a tomato and ran.
– The tomato started running after me but it couldn’t ketchup

All the vegetables decided to run a marathon. During the race, the red-faced tomato was lagging behind quite a bit. The other vegetables thought that he’ll never be able to ketchup with them.

What did the potato say to the tomato?
– Hey sweetie, why are you blushing?

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