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Tomato puns in 2024

When the gamer got to Tomato Town in Fortnite, his game stopped working. He simply used red tomato paste to fix it.

What do two tomatoes do after not seeing each other for a long period of time?
– A ketchup

If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.

I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.

If I add Quac to a Bacon-Lettuce Tomato Sandwich…
– Does that make it an LGBT?

When the tomato went to the doctor to get his annual health checkup, he asked him, “Please check me thoroughly from my head tomatoes.”

A tomato officer with its team walks to Salad’s house and knocks on the door.
– “Lettuce in!”

My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.

My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.

What’s red and completely invisible?
– No tomatoes.

When the new king in Tomato Town had his coronation ceremony, the other tomatoes bowed down and said, “We are at your service, Your Royal Heinze-ness!”

What did the tomato say when running late
– Ketchup with you later

Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.

I always thought LGBT means Lettuce Ginger Bacon and Tomato…
– Until my smart friend told me that G stands for Guacamole

The doctor tomato decided to get a test done on the baby tomato for flu. Sadly, the kid did have flu but he was asymp-tomato-ic.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to his Tomato seeds after watering them for the first time?
– You have been germinated.

My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!

What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.

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