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Baby puns ๐Ÿ‘ถ in 2023

A newborn monkey is called a chimp off the old block.

I rushed to the hospital when I heard my cousin could neither walk nor speakโ€ฆ
– Apparently all newborns are like that.

When do parents change the most baby diapers?
– In the wee wee hours.

Why did the infant go on a diet?
– She wanted to lose her baby fat.

Have you heard of the pregnant bed bug?
– Sheโ€™s going to have her baby in the spring.

If a baby refuses to go to sleepโ€ฆ
– Is she resisting arrest?

When potatoes give birth, their newborns are called tater tots.

A lady tells the nurse at a maternity hospital, โ€œI want to call my little baby Ellie.โ€
– The nurse replies, โ€œIโ€™m sorry, but that name is already taken. Perhaps you can consider naming her Ellie532 or Ellie_153.โ€

My newborn son made such a fuss when the doctor cut his umbilical cord.
– He had really grown attached to it.

The baby computer spoke his first word when he called his dad, da-ta.

Did you know you can get a wooden car seat?
– It comes with a sign that says, โ€œBaby on Board.โ€

Mrs. Goat: โ€œHoney, weโ€™re going to have a baby!โ€
– Mr. Goat: โ€œYouโ€™re kidding.โ€

The moment baby falls asleepโ€ฆ
– The phone rings, the siblings fight, the door slams, and the dogs bark. Never fails!

Did you hear about the pear who had triplets?
– She became a pear-ant and enjoyed the fruits of her labor!

Did you hear about the collie pup who liked to give kisses?
– She was col-licky!

What do you do when you see a baby spinning in circles?
– Stop laughing and untie him from the ceiling fan.

When the pregnant goat informed her husband that she is pregnant, he told her
– “Oh my Goat! You are kidding!”

Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato, and Baby Tomato are walking down the road.
– Baby Tomato starts to lag behind.
– Papa Tomato becomes angry, goes up to Baby Tomato, squeezes him, and says, โ€œCatch up!โ€

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