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Minecraft puns ๐ŸงŸ in 2023

What did the minecraft villager say before he died?
– hmm

Iโ€™m excited for Minecraftโ€™s caves&cliffs update
– But it will probably have its ups and downs.

Some guy on a Minecraft server thought that I was a hermit
– How dare he make such baseless accusations.

If Minecraft Villagers kept the name Testificates, what would the Illagers be called?
– TestifiHates.

Why can’t you score against a basketball player who plays Minecraft?
– They are always blocking.

What genre would a Minecraft Movie be?
– A Block-buster

My first date told me to just be myself 100%
– So I went home and started playing some Minecraft

So Minecraft are adding mangroves to the game?
– Makes sense, they already added waterlogs.

How to characters in the game of Minecraft ask others to do as they are told?
– They say to do what they are told, Ore else.

Why does Stampy have a fence around his love garden?
– People are dying to get in!

Why was Minecraft the movie cancelled?
– Because all of the actors wore blockface.

What do you have to allocate in order to crash a Minecraft server on purpose?
– Premeditated Wam.

What did character say to himself when he lost the game?
– He asked himself โ€œseed what did he do there?โ€

What is Steve’s favourite sport?
– Boxing.

I tried and failed to make an underwater breathing machine in Minecraft.
– I just conduit.

Minecraft is a hard game
– Thereโ€™s always a block in the way

Why are zombies good at Minecraft?
– They have great dead-ication.

Iโ€™m trying to make a meme on breaking bedrock in Minecraft
– But itโ€™s way to hard

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