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Minecraft puns ๐ŸงŸ in 2021

What is a Creeper’s favourite food?
– Sssssalad.

Whatโ€™s the square root of Minecraft?
– Thereโ€™s three, actually. The potatoes, the carrots, and the beetroots.

What was Jeffrey Epstein’s Minecraft Server called?
– Miner’s Welcome.

For people that don’t like Minecraft, it’s all about
– Thinking Outside the Blocks…

What did the exhausted Steve gets to listen from Killer klown ?
– Killer klown says โ€œyou have made this bed for your self and now you have to sheep in it !โ€

Why can’t the Ender Dragon read a book?
– Because he always starts at the end…

Why was minecraft steve chosen to be added to super smash bros?
– Sakurai heard that smash players were attracted to miners

Don’t try to eat the chickens in Minecraft.
– They’re too gamey.

What did the player of Minecraft say to the other player who arrived a bit late to join?
– The Player said โ€œIt is boat time you got here !!โ€

How does Steve manage to chop trees down with his bare fists?
– Well, how wood I know?

What do Blazes (from Minecraft) and Dutch people have in common
– Both live in the nether(lands) and love to blaze it.

How does steve from minecraft stay so fit?
– He runs around the block

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