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Bro puns in 2024

Some say Bros before Hoes. Some say Hoes before Bros
– I prefer homie-hoe-stasis

The bro code
– Jill didn’t come home one night. When she got home the next morning, she said she’d slept over at a girl friend’s house.
– Jack called ten of her best friends, but none of them said she had been there.
– A week later, Jack doesn’t come home. The next day, he says he spent the night at a bu…


Alex Brovechkin

Teddy Broosevelt

Nicolas Sarbrozy

Yo-Yo Brah

Broach K

My 6 year old little bro always tells me this one. What do you call ninja farts?
– Silent but deadly

What did the Geodude say to his fellow Geodude when they were going to breed?
– Hey bro, I’m rock hard.

Brohan Santana

Greg Brostertag

Norah Brones


Brosephine Baker

Fats Bromino

Two guys sitting next to eachother
– Guy 1: bro can you pass me a drink
– Guy 2: ok bro
– Guy 1: and can you pass me the chips
– Guy 2: bro fine
– Guy 1: also can you pass me the leaflet
– Guy 2: brochure

A meathead is counting loudly in the gym as he does bench press…
– “1! 3! 5! 7! 9!”
– Another meathead:
– “Do you even lift bro”
– Meathead: “Nah I only odd lift bro”

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