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Panda puns in 2024

When panda bears rob banks, they always wear a pandana!

Pandas get to the hospital in bamboo-lances.

What do you call a bear that doesn’t want to grow up?
– Peter Panda.

What does a panda say before leaving?
– “I’ll be white black.”

What happened when they planted new bamboo trees at the zoo?
– It was pandamonium out there!

How do pandas get to hospital?
– In the bamboolance.

I hope you have a stu-panda-ous day today!

I asked a panda if he was my friend.
– He said, “Just nearly.”

What’s a panda bear’s favorite after-school activity?
– Cub Scouts!

What do you call a large group of sick pandas?
– A panda-emic.

What’s a Chinese bear’s favorite expendable organ?
– The panda-creas!

If you ever see something that’s black and white and red all over, you’ve just seen a sunburnt panda.

If you ask a bear what his favorite part of the body is, what will he say?
– His panda-creas.

What do you call 2020?
– A panda-emic.

What did the panda say when he was forced out of his natural habitat?
– This is un-bear-able.

I love Pandas, they’re so chill. They’re like “Dude, racism is stupid.
– I’m White, Black, and Asian…..”
– I asked a Panda if he was my friend. He said “Just Bearly”.

Two pandas got into a fight. They’ve both got bambooboos!

How did the panda lose his dinner?
– He was “bamboozled”!

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