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Panda puns ๐Ÿผ in 2022

If you’ve ever wondered how pandas cook their dinner, they use a pan. Duhhh.

How do pandas get to the hospital?
– In the bamboo-lance.

How do pandas prefer to travel?
– On a bear-o-plane.

Whatโ€™s a Chinese bearโ€™s favorite organ of the body?
– The panda-creas.

Did you hear about the party at the Chinese zoo?
– It was Panda-monium.

Pandas like old movies because they’re in black and white.

Whatโ€™s the difference between a panda and a polar bear?
– About one thousand miles.

Why did the panda quit his job?
– He was getting bear minimum wage.

What goes white black white black white black red?
– A panda that falls from a cliff.

Whatโ€™s black, white and very noisy?
– A panda with a set of drums

That panda has a special nickname for his girlfriend. He calls her his bam-boo!

What did the panda say when forced out of its natural habitat?
– โ€œThis is un-BEAR-able!โ€

Knock, knock.
Whoโ€™s there?
Ima.
Ima who?

Did you know that you only need two letters to spell Panda?
– You just need P and A.

What do you call a male panda?
– Amanda!

Pandas have fur coats, because they’d look pretty stupid in leather jackets.

What color socks do bears wear?
– They donโ€™t wear socks; they have bear feet!

Whoโ€™s a panda bearโ€™s favorite poet?
– William Shakesbeare.

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