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Panda puns ๐Ÿผ in 2023

When panda bears rob banks, they always wear a pandana!

If you ever see something that goes black white black white black white black – you’ve just witnessed a panda rolling down a hill.

Why are pandas considered so lazy?
– They only do the bear minimum.

What do you call a bear that says he never wants to grow up?
– Peter Panda.

A panda walks into a bar one day, much to the surprise of the bartender.
– He sits at the bar and says, โ€œIโ€™d like a whiskeyโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ.. and a coke please.โ€

Did you hear about the party that the bears threw last night?
– It was panda-monium!

Whatโ€™s black and white and goes round and round?
– A panda stuck in a revolving door.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
– A gummy bear!

Why do pandas have fur coats?
– Because theyโ€™d look silly in denim jackets.

Today, I saw twin pandas.
– That bears repeating.

You only need two letters to spell panda. P, and, A.

What do you get if you cross a panda bear and a harp?
– A bear-faced lyre.

You donโ€™t think these panda bear puns are funny?
– Bear with me; they get beary funny soon!

Did you hear about the party at the Chinese zoo?
– It was Panda-monium.

How did the panda lose his dinner?
– He was โ€œBamboozledโ€!

If you’ve ever wondered what’s black and white and standing in the corner of your room, it’s a naughty panda.

Two pandas are sitting around eating bamboo stalks when an unfamiliar lady panda walks up and grabs a piece.

How do panda bears stay cool in the summer?
– With lots of bear conditioning.

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