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Computer puns ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ in 2022

My computer suddenly started belting out “Someone Like You.” It’s a Dell.

Why do people on Twitter tell me Iโ€™m always confused?
– Because I donโ€™t follow.

A hacker is someone who probably loves using his free time for phishing.

Where do all the cool mice live?
– In their mousepads

Where do all the cool mice live?
– In their mousepads.

Why do app developerโ€™s have such high insurance rates?
– Theyโ€™re always crashing.

My mother would say that all the naughty disk drives get sent back to the boot camp.

Spiders can make such great internet because they have amazing web sites.

Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraftโ€ฆ
– and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.

What do you call it when you have your mom’s mom on speed dial?
– Instagram.

The computer wanted to get out of the house, so it used the Windows.

I know when I store files, my computer gets hungry. It starts telling me about the bytes I use and how many are remaining for him to fill up completely.

Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?

– Because they had a connection

A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

I tried to say, “I’m a functional adult,” but my phone changed it to “fictional adult,” and I feel like that’s more accurate.

I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.

Whereโ€™s the best place to hide a body?
– Page two of Google.

Where do all the cool mice live?
– In their mousepads

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