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Dance puns ๐Ÿ’ƒ in 2021

Whatโ€™s a chipโ€™s favorite dance?
– The salsa!

Whatโ€™s the dance you do after dirty dancing?

– The Roomba.

Have you ever seen a dancer falling in love?
– They love doing horizontal mambo.

I saw an Irish dancing show today called โ€˜Streamdanceโ€™.
– Itโ€™s not quite as good as โ€˜Riverdanceโ€™,
– but then it is only a tributary act.

Why was the horse a terrible dancer?
– He had two left feet.

How does a dancer multiply a number by itself?
– She jazz squares it!

What do you call a dancing sheep?

– A baaaah-lerina.

Did you know that even cows love to dance?
– Well, the moosic is specifically for them.

A boy goes up to a girl in a disco and says โ€œwould you like to dance?โ€
– She says yes. He says โ€œgreat, can I have your chair then?โ€

What do you call a couple at a dance party playing card games in the corner?
– Cupid Shuffle.

Ghosts love dancing this specific genre of music, soul music.

When plumbers have a party,
– they all start to tap dance!

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