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Penguin puns in 2024

What do penguins like to wear on the beach?
– A beak-ini.

Why didn’t the penguin jump off the iceberg?
– He got cold feet.

What was the name of the emperor penguin?
– Julius Freezer.

Why are penguins good racing car drivers?
– Because they are always in pole position.

Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?
– A: Lost!

Why did the two penguins jump when they first met?
– They were trying to break the ice.

What are the oldest animals?
– Zebras and Penguins because they’re in black and white.

Where do penguins go to the movies?
– At the dive-in!

What was the name of the emperor’s penguin?
– Julius Freezerrr.

Q: Have you heard of Flight of the Penguins (sequel to March)?
– A: Its a whale of a tale

Why do two penguins in a nest always agree?
– Because they don’t want to fall out.

Who’s the penguin’s favorite family member?
– Aunt Artica.

Who is the head of the Penguin Navy?
– Admiral Byrd.

Why don’t you see any penguins in Britain?
– Because they’re afraid of Wales.

How do you get in touch with a penguin?
– Give him a wing.

Why don’t penguins fly?
– Because they’re not tall enough to be pilots.

Why was the penguin so popular?
– Because he was an ice guy!

What does a penguin eat on its birthday?
– Fish cakes!

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