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Penguin puns ๐Ÿง in 2022

Who is the head of the penguin Navy?
– Admiral Byrd.

What is black and white and red all over?
– A sun burnt penguin!

Why didn’t the penguin jump off the iceberg?
– He got cold feet.

Why was the penguin’s head so cold?
– Because he was wearing an ice-cap.

Q: What is black and white and red all over?
– A: A burnt penguin!

Whatโ€™s black and white and goes round and round?
– A penguin in a revolving door.

Who’s the head of the Penguin Navy?
– Admiral Byrd.

What does penguin who does magic say to his audience?
– Pick a cod, any cod.

Why do penguins always carry fish in their beak?
– Because they haven’t got any pockets.

What do penguins like to wear on the beach?
– A beak-ini.

Why didnโ€™t the penguin jump off the iceberg?
– He got cold feet.

What was the name of the emperor penguin?
– Julius Freezer.

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