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Penguin puns ๐Ÿง in 2023

Why would a penguin cross the road twice?
– To prove he isnโ€™t a chicken.

What do you call a happy penguin?
– A Pen-Grin.

What do you call a happy penguin?
– A Pen-Grin!

What do penguins wear in the summer?
– Flipper flops.

How does a penguin build its house?
– Igloos it together!

Who is a penguinโ€™s favorite pop star?
– Seal.

Why did the penguins jump when they first met?
– They were trying to break the ice.

What do you call a cold penguin?
– A Birrr-d.

Who is every penguin’s favourite musical artists?
– Seal. They also enjoy sole music.

What do penguins eat for lunch?
– Ice-burgers.

What do penguins drink in the summer?
– Iced tea.

What do penguins wear in the summer?
– Flipper flops.

How did the penguin pass his driving test?
– They winged it.

Q: What do Penguins like to eat?
– A: Brrrrrrrritos.

What does a penguin eat on its birthday?
– Fish cakes!

What do penguins wear to the beach?
– A beak-ini.

What do penguins wear to the beach?
– A beak-ini.

How does a penguin build its house?
– Igloos it together.

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