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Penguin puns ๐Ÿง in 2021

Why do two penguins in a nest always agree?
– Because they donโ€™t want to fall out.

Who’s the penguin’s favorite family member?
– Aunt Artica.

Who is the head of the Penguin Navy?
– Admiral Byrd.

Why don’t you see any penguins in Britain?
– Because they’re afraid of Wales.

How do you get in touch with a penguin?
– Give him a wing.

Why donโ€™t penguins fly?
– Because theyโ€™re not tall enough to be pilots.

Why was the penguin so popular?
– Because he was an ice guy!

What does a penguin eat on its birthday?
– Fish cakes!

Q: Where do penguins go swimming?
– A: At the South Pool!

What would you call a penguin with no I?
– Pengun.

How do Penguins finish a race?
– They pengwin.

What do penguins wear on their heads?
– Ice caps.

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