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Penguin puns ๐Ÿง in 2022

What is a penguinโ€™s favorite Mexican food?
– Brrrrrr-itos.

Why did the penguin cross the road?
– To go with the floe.

What does a penguin do when it loses its tail?
– It goes to a re-tail store.

Why is it best for 2 penguins who are stuck in a nest to always be nice and respectful to one another?
– They don’t want to fall out.

Why did the penguin cross the road?
– To go with the floe.

Why do penguins wear glasses?
– To help their ice-sight.

Why don’t you ever see any penguins in Britain?
– Because they’re afraid of Wales.

Where do penguins go to dance?
– The Snow Ball.

Q: Why do two Penguins in a nest always agree?
– A: Because they don’t wanna fall out.

Why would a penguin cross the road twice?
– To prove he isnโ€™t a chicken.

What do you call a happy penguin?
– A Pen-Grin.

What do you call a happy penguin?
– A Pen-Grin!

What do penguins wear in the summer?
– Flipper flops.

How does a penguin build its house?
– Igloos it together!

Who is a penguinโ€™s favorite pop star?
– Seal.

Why did the penguins jump when they first met?
– They were trying to break the ice.

What do you call a cold penguin?
– A Birrr-d.

Who is every penguin’s favourite musical artists?
– Seal. They also enjoy sole music.

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