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School puns 👨‍🏫 in 2022

I love math teachers
– because they solve problems.

Bees usually go to school on a buzz.

Not all math puns are odd. Only sum are.

“The s’more I know about college, the s’more I love.”

A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.

When our physics teacher was complaining about how certain bombs fail to work, he blew the lesson way out of proportion.

If you only remember even numbers for your math test, you will fail
– because the odds are against you.

“Can’t wait to ketchup with my dorm roomies.”

Every time I lie down on my new bed, all the embarrassing moments from high school come flooding back to me.
– I shouldn’t have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.

Why don’t readers have extra time?
– They’re booked.

A good principle always has his or her faculties intact.

We get so much homework, it lessons our excitement for the weekends.

My music school accused me of plagiarising. I was only taking notes.

“I can’t beleaf how great college is.”

Waldo goes to India and finds himself.

These book puns have tickled your spine.

The teacher was absent-minded and hence, she forgot to take the class attendance.

I was in med school when I hit my head on a lamp and felt light-headed.

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