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School puns in 2024

“The s’more I know about college, the s’more I love.”

The chemistry teacher made horrible puns periodically.

The day the students read letters from their pen pals is a read letter day.

One time I told a chemistry joke but there was no reaction.

“Donut make me get out of bed for class.”

The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.

I am never going to a Halloween party with my Geometry teacher.
His costume was too squarey.

When the school bully drew a zero on the nerdy student’s face, he really did a number on him.

The recipe for writing a great essay needs a lot of shortening.

My son is starting school soon and thinks the other children will pick on him because of his name. I reassured him, “Don’t be silly!”
– “Why would anyone pick on you, Someoneyourownsize!?”

Stay true to your shelf.

When I was a student I had so much school spirit that it was spooky.

Even though my school shut down during the lockdown it was still virtually the best.

“The campus cafe and I were meant to bean.”

What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?
– Two kilo mockingbird.

Books are my kind of texts.

When the students did not pay attention, the science teacher said, “You need to understand the gravity of this science lesson!”

My friend fainted in school. He went down in history.

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