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Bird puns ๐Ÿฆ in 2021

The best time to buy a bird is when it’s cheep
-a piece of advice to make your heart fly, always!

I once saw a bird get so stork raven mad, he flew off the handle.

An owl baby usually takes after the father owl.
-They, too, follow the ‘like feather, like son’ tradition.

Hereโ€™s a toucan of my appreciation

Whatโ€™s a birdโ€™s favorite addition to his salad?
-Crowtons.

ย A proper tweetment is the only solution for a sick bird’s great recovery.

The woodpecker found a really firm bark.
-It was so im-peck-able.

You can learn to do this too, feather (further) down the road

Mozart sold all his chickens.
-He said they kept yelling ‘Bach Bach’ all the time.

There was this bird that was quite rude to the crow today.
-This was because it was a mockingbird.

ย The only good thing about thanksgiving is that there is turkey for owl!

Why did the owl join Tinder?
– He didnโ€™t want to be owl by himself.

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