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Dad puns in 2024

What do you call a dad who falls through the ice?
-A popsicle!

I love you, dad.
– From my head tomatoes.

I want to wish you “A Pea Father’s Day”, dad.

As a grill master and dad, you’re a rare find.

Why does Waldo from Where’s Waldo wear stripes?
– He doesn’t want to be spotted!

I think you’re a pretty big dill, Dad.

Today I want to taco bout how much I love you, dad.

I could never wine about you, Dad.

I love you so much, dad
-and I’m not kitten

I want to make my dad-beer-y happy.

Thanks for always driving me, Dad… driving me crazy.

You’re the tricera-tops!

Thanks for pudding up with me, Dad, and for being my biggest flan!

A lion would never play gold.
-But a Tiger would.

Hey dad, it’s cool that you’re a little Old Fashioned.

You are shrimply amazing, dad.

Have a beer-y happy Father’s Day

What did the sandwich say in his Father’s Day card?
– I know you think I’m full of baloney, but you’re the best dad ever.

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