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Dad puns ๐Ÿ‘จ in 2023

I want to wish you “A Pea Father’s Day”, dad.

What do you call a dad who falls through the ice?
-A popsicle!

I love you, dad.
– From my head tomatoes.

You are the dad to the bone.

What did the buffalo say when his son left?
– Bison!

Dad, you’re dino-mite.

Our family would beย muffinย without you.

What happens when a painter gets cold?
– They put on another coat.

I love you, Dad, pho-real.

You can be a real pizza work, and sometimes you bacon us crazy, but we love you anyway.

Olive you so much, dad!

You are a fan-stache-tic father.

What did the spider say to his dad?
-You spend too much time on the web!

There’s gnome one like you.

As a grill master and dad, youโ€™re aย rare find.

Why does Waldo from Whereโ€™s Waldo wear stripes?
– He doesnโ€™t want to be spotted!

I think you’re a pretty big dill, Dad.

Today I want to taco bout how much I love you, dad.

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