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Bread puns ๐Ÿž in 2022

Ciabatta stay away from me.

Why are bread puns the greatest?
-They never grow mold.

Iโ€™m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough.
-A bread wrapper, that is.

Two croissants are in the oven – one says, “It’s hot in here!”
-the other replies, “Wow, a talking croissant!”

What did the toaster say to the bread?
-Youโ€™re gunna be toast!

What did mama bread say to her kids?
-Itโ€™s way past your breadtime!

I donโ€™t want naan of that.

What did Elsa say when she ate the spoilt bread?
-The mold never bothered me anyway.

What did the toast say to the psychic?
-You bread my mind!

Iโ€™m headed to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office.

How do you make dog bread?
-Just use collie flour.

The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf.
-True enough.

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