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Bread puns ๐Ÿž in 2023

Whole-y grain, you bread my mind!

The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery
-I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.

How long does it take to cook naan bread?
-Unleven minutes

I heard the bakerโ€™s parents were also in that line of work.
-You could say he was bread for the job.

Donโ€™t be so sour, dough.

You knead me in your loaf.

Itโ€™s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby.
-Mmm . . . crumbs.

Did you hear about the man who fell off his roof onto a pile of French bread
-he was in a lot of pain (French for bread – get it?)..

What does one bread say to another?
-“Get a loaf of this guy”

How does bread woo a lover?
-With lots of flours.

Next time you need a loaf, challah at me.

My wife says I’m obsessed with bread.
-But I loaf it just the white amount.

Ciabatta should stay away from me!

Baking is a labor of loaf.

Whatโ€™s the worst thing about a bread pun?
-It tends to get stale.

When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy.
– I think that that is a common problem.

Radical bakers are always going against the whole-grain.

How do German bread makers greet each other at the beginning of the day?
-They say “Gluten Morgen!”

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