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Bread puns in 2024

Whole-y grain, you bread my mind!

I want to bake all my bread from now on.
-You can say is a loaf-ty goal.

What do peanut butter and jelly do around the campfire?
-They tell toast stories.

Bread is like the sun, it rises in the yeast.

What did the german bread say to the other german bread?
-Gluten Tag.

What month is good for toast?
-Jamuary.

Wheat it and weep.

How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time?
-By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.

The young woman decided to become a professional baker.
-She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.

Business at the bakery is on the rise.

I don’t like bread jokes.
-They get stale really fast.

The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery.
-I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.

Did you hear about the bread factory that burned down
-now the business is toast.

How long does it take to cook naan bread?
-Unleven minutes

I heard the baker’s parents were also in that line of work.
-You could say he was bread for the job.

The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery
-I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.

You knead me in your loaf.

It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby.
-Mmm . . . crumbs.

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