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Clown puns in 2024

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
– One turns to the other and says, “Does this taste funny to you?”

How did the clown cross the road?
– By putting his stilt on.

Why do sharks not like to eat clowns?
– Sharks don’t like to eat clowns because they taste funny.

Which circus performers can see in the dark?
– The acro-bats!

What is the gooey red stuff between an elephant’s toes?

– Slow clowns.

I quit my job at McDonald’s yesterday…
– Because the boss was a clown!

What do clowns call a tremor?
– A mirth-quake!

A clown held a door open for me the other day. I thought,
– “what a nice jester”.

I’m starting a clown shoe business.

– It’s no small feat.

If you’re ever attacked by a horde of clowns…
– …go for the juggler.

What’s the best way to protect yourself, if you’re attacked by a gang of clowns?
– Go for the juggler!

What do you name a clown who showers people with free food?
– A kind jester.

Why was the clown sad?
– She broke her funny bone!

If you go to clown school is your education a joke…

– Or are you juggling with your future?

I was heading into a shop when a clown held the door open for me.
– It was such a nice jester!

How did the clown impress everyone?
– He showed a nice jester.

Heard about the new showroom of clown shoes?
– It’s no big feet.

What material do you use to make a clown outfit?
– Poly-jester!

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