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Clown puns in 2024

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
– One turns to the other and says, “Does this taste funny to you?”

I’m absolutely surrounded by pickled vegetables in jars.
– It’s like Piccalilli Circus in here!

What is the name of a clown who hates sitting down?
– A stand-up comic.

Where do clowns go to party?
– Clown Hall.

How do you get a retired carny off your porch?
– Pay him for the pizza.

Two cannibals captured and killed a clown.

– They decided to make a laughing stock out of him.

My parents hired a clown for my birthday party.
– But he was a real Bozo!

Why did the clowns decide to take a holiday?
– Because the circus got a bit in-tents!

I had a friend who was a clown who performed on stilts.
– I always looked up to him.

Why was the clown sad?

– She broke her funny bone.

Yesterday when I walked into a store, a clown held the door open for me.
– I thought it was a nice jester

My Mom bought me a clown shaped lollipop at the circus,
– but it sure did taste funny!

What was the reason behind the clown throwing his clock out of the window?
– He wanted to see whether time flies.

Why did the clown cross the road?
– To get his rubber chicken from the store.

I manufactured clown shoes…
– which was no small feat.

What did the egg say to the clown?

– You crack me up.

My friend worked in a circus as a human cannonball and when he retired,
– they didn’t replace him: they couldn’t find anyone else of the same caliber!

How did the clown snore?
– Honk Shoe! Honk Shoe! Honk Shoe!

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