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Clown puns ๐Ÿคก in 2022

I quit my job at McDonaldโ€™s yesterday…
– Because the boss was a clown!

How did the clown cross the road?
– By putting his stilt on.

Why do sharks not like to eat clowns?
– Sharks don’t like to eat clowns because they taste funny.

Which circus performers can see in the dark?
– The acro-bats!

What is the gooey red stuff between an elephantโ€™s toes?

– Slow clowns.

What’s the best way to protect yourself, if you’re attacked by a gang of clowns?
– Go for the juggler!

What do clowns call a tremor?
– A mirth-quake!

A clown held a door open for me the other day. I thought,
– โ€œwhat a nice jesterโ€.

Iโ€™m starting a clown shoe business.

– Itโ€™s no small feat.

If you’re ever attacked by a horde of clowns…
– …go for the juggler.

I was heading into a shop when a clown held the door open for me.
– It was such a nice jester!

What do you name a clown who showers people with free food?
– A kind jester.

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