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Bat puns ๐Ÿฆ‡ in 2023

What do bats say to vampires they hate?
– “You suck!”

Have you ever discovered that all vampire bats have false teeth?
– The reason is, they come out at night.

Robin got kicked off the baseball team
– because he forgot his bat, man!

How does Dracula keep fit?
– Batminton.

How do you write a book about bats?
– With a ghostwriter.

How do bats manage to fly without bumping into each other?
– They use their wing mirrors.

A vampire bat enters his house through the bat flap.

Why are vampire bats like false teeth?
– They both come out at night.

What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
– She got suspended.

What’s do you call a really small bat?
– A battle.

What’s the right way to hold a bat?
– Using the handle.

Though they fly at night, bats do not bump into anything. They have wing mirrors to coordinate their flights.

How does a vampire enter his house?
– Through the bat flap.

What game do bats like to play with birds?
– Bat-mington.

Why don’t people like grumpy vampires?
– Because they have bat tempers.

The bat was so angry and said to the vampire, โ€œyou really suck.โ€

After taking a shower, a vampire stands on a bat mat.

What do little witches like to play at school?
– Bats cradle.

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