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Bat puns ๐Ÿฆ‡ in 2022

What do bats have in common with dentures?
– They both come out in the night.

Why did the sportsmen play the baseball game at night?
– Because bats sleep during the day.

When the geeky bat cracked the code, everyone couldnโ€™t help but congratulate them for being such bloody brilliant.

What does a vampire use to bake cakes?
– Batter.

What did the bat complain about?
– Flying with such frequency was exhausting.

Why did the vampire bat fall in love with his wife?
– He said it was love at first bite.

When you cross a vampire with an ice cube, you end up with a frost bite.

What is the most favourite fruit of bats?
โ€“ It must be neck-tarines!

What do vampire bats call their friends?
– Blood brothers.

Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
– He was a bat boy.

What did the bat do when he didn’t know the answer to the teacher’s question?
– He winged it.

What did the vampire bat say when I offered her a snack?
– No fangs, I’ve already eaten my dinner.

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