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Wolf puns ๐Ÿบ in 2023

Where do werewolves store their things?
– In a were-house.

So the โ€œWolf of Wall Streetโ€ has the f word used 569 times making almost 3 times a minute
-That record was broken by my dad this afternoon while trying to assemble an ikea tv stand

โ€œThe lion may be more powerful but the wolf does not perform in the circus.โ€

โ€œThe Canis Lupus, both wolf and man, were meant to be a family with one another. We gain strength through our bond with each other.โ€

It is much better to walk alone, in the right direction, than to follow the herd, walking in the wrong direction.

Wolfles with whipped cream and strawberries is a well-loved breakfast for many.

What do you call a house that turns into a wolf during a full moon?
– A warehouse.

โ€œHunger drives the wolf out of the wood.โ€

โ€œA wolf eats sheep but now and then; Ten thousand are devourโ€™d by men. An open foe may prove a curse, but a pretend friend is worse.โ€

As wolves love lambs so lovers love their loves.

What is a wolfโ€™s favorite leafy green?
– Aroo-gula.

I taught a wolf to meditate
– Now heโ€™s aware wolf

It is much better to walk alone, in the right direction, than to follow the herd, walking in the wrong direction.

โ€œThey say the wolf bestows its happy spirit to help people. Women who obtain this spirit become skilled in creative endeavors and experience a strengthening of the senses. I would like to think there is some truth to this in my own life.โ€

โ€œWolves with wolves are never savage.โ€

Did you hear about the wolf who fell into the washing machine?
– It became a wash-and-wear-wolf.

Once, I looked out my window and saw a wolf entering a house. Soon following a woman screaming,
…Turns out it was a man revealing he was a furry to his wife.

โ€œThe wolf that one hears is worse than the orc that one fears.โ€

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