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Wolf puns ๐Ÿบ in 2023

What do you call a wolf that knows itโ€™s a wolf?
– Aware-wolf.

Why is a van the best defense against the wolf man?
– If he is behind you heโ€™ll get exhausted, if heโ€™s in front heโ€™ll get tired.

Donโ€™t say โ€œWhy they painโ€, donโ€™t say โ€œWhy meโ€. Say โ€œTRY ME!โ€

โ€œCareless shepherd make excellent dinner for wolf.โ€

Those are the voices of my brothers, darling; I love the company of wolves.

A wolf’s favorite author is Virginia Wolf, of course!

What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?
– A Dog.

โ€œThe gaze of the wolf reaches into our soul.โ€

โ€œMan is to man either a god or a wolf.โ€

Donโ€™t lower your expectations to fit into the world, you were born to stand out.

What do you call a cold wolf?
– A chili dog.

What do you get when you cross a wolf and a climate activist?
– aware wolf

The hardest walk you can make, is the walk you make alone, but that is the walk that makes you the strongest.

โ€œIf you run from a wolf, you may run into a bear.โ€

โ€œTo the wolves, you left me to the wolves. Thought it was me and you against the world but you left me to the wolves.โ€

What do you call a wolf that uses bad language?
– A swear-wolf.

What do you call a werewolve that doesnt know its a werewolf
– An un were wolf

โ€œThe wolf is the arch type of ravin, the beast of waste and desolation.โ€

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