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Wolf puns ๐Ÿบ in 2021

How do wolves eat their food?
– They wolf it down!

Wolf it down then take a big gulp of water after.

What do you call a lycanthrope from Wilmington or Dover?
– A Delaware-wolf.

โ€œThe wolf will never lose sleep, worrying about the feelings of sheep. But no-one ever told the sheep, that they outnumber the wolves.โ€

โ€œIn the calm, deep waters of the mind, the wolf waits.โ€

Why couldnโ€™t the wolf run in the marathon?
– Because he wasnโ€™t a part of the human race.

What did the shepherd say to his dog when he saw a wolf?
– Letโ€™s get the flock out of here

Itโ€™s OK to be scared, it means you are about to do something really brave

โ€œIf the wolf would cease his running, the people would cease their shouting.โ€ โ€“ German proverb

The wolf on the hill is not as hungry as the wolf climbing the hill.

A wolf’s favorite day of the week is Moonday.

Imagine the disappointment when if a wolf knew it’s descendant would be a pug
– That’s how your grandpa feels when he sees your man bun

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