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Wolf puns in 2024

Where do werewolves store their things?
– In a were-house.

So the “Wolf of Wall Street” has the f word used 569 times making almost 3 times a minute
-That record was broken by my dad this afternoon while trying to assemble an ikea tv stand

“The lion may be more powerful but the wolf does not perform in the circus.”

“The Canis Lupus, both wolf and man, were meant to be a family with one another. We gain strength through our bond with each other.”

It is much better to walk alone, in the right direction, than to follow the herd, walking in the wrong direction.

Wolfles with whipped cream and strawberries is a well-loved breakfast for many.

What do you call a house that turns into a wolf during a full moon?
– A warehouse.

“Hunger drives the wolf out of the wood.”

“A wolf eats sheep but now and then; Ten thousand are devour’d by men. An open foe may prove a curse, but a pretend friend is worse.”

As wolves love lambs so lovers love their loves.

What is a wolf’s favorite leafy green?
– Aroo-gula.

I taught a wolf to meditate
– Now he’s aware wolf

It is much better to walk alone, in the right direction, than to follow the herd, walking in the wrong direction.

“They say the wolf bestows its happy spirit to help people. Women who obtain this spirit become skilled in creative endeavors and experience a strengthening of the senses. I would like to think there is some truth to this in my own life.”

“Wolves with wolves are never savage.”

Did you hear about the wolf who fell into the washing machine?
– It became a wash-and-wear-wolf.

Once, I looked out my window and saw a wolf entering a house. Soon following a woman screaming,
…Turns out it was a man revealing he was a furry to his wife.

“The wolf that one hears is worse than the orc that one fears.”

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