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Witch puns ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿฆ‰๐Ÿ•ท๐Ÿ•ธ in 2023

What sign was posted in the witchesโ€™ parking lot?-
– Violators will be toad!

Bringing a whole new meaning to the word โ€˜wandโ€™erlust.

What do witches put on their bagels?
– Scream cheese.

A witch tells the time by looking at her witch watch.

How do the Malfoys enter a room?
– They Slytherin.

Hereโ€™s your new favorite rags to witches story.


How do old witches get good bargains?
– They hag-gle.

Witches buy pencil sharpeners to keep their hats pointed.

“Witch better have my candy.”

Witch, pleaseโ€ฆ!

What do you call witches who live together?
– Broom-mates.

What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
– A cat-alog.

Bewitcha in a minute.

Everything I brew, I brew for you.

What did the witch say to people who visited her house?-
– Come sit for a spell!

Youโ€™re the one that I wand! Ooh, ooh, ooh.

What noise do witches’ cereals make?
– Snap, cackle, and pop.

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