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Witch puns ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿฆ‰๐Ÿ•ท๐Ÿ•ธ in 2022

What did the tired witch do?
– She sat down for a spell.

Witch way to the brew?

Be-witcha in a second!

Come witch me and youโ€™ll be in a world of pure inebriation ; )

Why did strangers not like the witch when she arrived?
– She has resting witch face.

Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.

Why hasn’t anybody ever seen Voldemort wearing his glasses?
– Nobody nose.

What did the witch say to her victim as he was waiting?
– Bewitcha in a minute!

Iโ€™m usually not a punny person, but for Halloween Iโ€™ll make a hex-ception.

What happens to witches who break the school rules?
– They get ex-spelled.

What do you call a nervous witch?
– A twitch.

Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.

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