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Witch puns ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿฆ‰๐Ÿ•ท๐Ÿ•ธ in 2023

Flipping the s-witch this year for Halloween.

What do you call a witch that loves the beach?
– A sand witch.

Why is it good to drink witch’s brew?
– It’s very newt-tricious!

This is how you party when you’re witch and famous.

If the broom fits!

Iโ€™m a big fan of Occultural experiences.

What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
– A sand-witch.

What dessert did the witch give her cat?
– Mice-cream.

How did Harry Potter fix his rashes?
– With quit-itch.

How did the witch make it to the summoning when her broom broke down?-
– She witch-hiked!

You know itโ€™s true โ€“ everything I brew, I brew it for you.

How do you make a witch scratch?
– By taking away the ‘w’.

Cats prefer wizards to witches because sorcerers sometimes have milk in them.

“Resting witch face.”

Hey witches, itโ€™s time to trick or treat yoโ€™self.

How did the witch tell her friends that she was pregnant?
– She told them she had a bun in the coven.

Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
– Because there’s no point in it.

You’ve got me under your spell.

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