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Witch puns in 2024

I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.

What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
– Witchful thinking.

Who’s a witch’s favorite movie director?
– Steven Spellberg.

Witches love to travel because they’re filled with wand-erlusts.

“Keep calm and carry a wand.”

Of all the costumes you’ve seen this year, Witch is your favorite?

What sign was posted in the witches’ parking lot?
– Violators will be toad.

Why are black cats very good singers?
– They’re mewsical.

Creepin’ it real.

Witcha up to?

What do you call someone who doesn’t become a witch until they’re older?-
– A late broomer!

Well, I always knew I had a keen sense of spell…

What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
– “Witch way to the Halloween party?”

People are scared of witches because of their resting witch face.

Who was the most famous witch detective?
– Warlock Holmes.

Check out my super o-witch-inal costume.

What is every witch’s favorite way to write?
– In curse-ive.

What is a witch’s favorite TV show?
– Game of crones.

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