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Cold puns ๐Ÿฅถ in 2022

Itโ€™s so cold; we didnโ€™t clean the house, we just defrosted it.

I am not going outside again until the temperature is well above my age.

saw someone stealing a glacier last winter.
It was an ice-burglar.

During the discussion, the two teams decided to take a walk into the frozen pond.
They figured out that this was the best way to break the ice.

How Rudolf you to say that!

Itโ€™s so cold that my thermometer goes down to โ€œare you serious?โ€

It’s no laughing matter,
– my favorite cereal in cold weather is always frosted flakes.

The pirate was sad when the parrot left; it gave him the cold shoulder.

When it really gets cold here, everyone rushes into their homes. Itโ€™s snow a laughing matter.

Donโ€™t brrst my bubble!

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Eddy,

Eddy who?

Eddy idea how I can stop this cold weather?

The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.

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