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Cold puns in 2024

It was so cold we went skiing instead of swimming, you could say we were mis-sled.

Just-ice is a dish best served cold. If it were warm,
– it would just be water.

When you walk through the winter months with your eyes closed,
– the only thing you can catch is a cold.

Snowmen have a special name they call their offspring.
They refer to them as chill-dren.

It was mitten in the stars

It’s so cold I had to use my supermarket loyalty card to get the ice off my car. It only got 10% off.

It’s Snow White.
– Can’t say fairer than that.

I saw a cold eagle this morning in the snow, and he said, “I am a brrr-ird”.

Taking a walk on the icy lake is snow problem only that you have to brave the cold weather.

The man got cold feet because he fell asleep with his legs in a bucket of ice!

When it became cold outside last night,
– we decided to chill in the store and have some coffee.

When are your eyes, not your eyes?
– When the cold weather makes them water

If I have an ice house and for some reason it falls apart, Igloo it back together.

Frosty the snowman divorced his wife because he thought she was a flake.

It’s so cold today, I would like you to know this cold weather is snow much fun.

My favorite meal in cold weather is brrr-eakfast

I want to tell you an excellent ice pun,
– but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.

When you cross a vampire and a snowman, you get a frost bite.

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