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Wedding puns ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘ฐ in 2022

“You make miso happy.”

“Meow and forever.”

“My heart beets for you.”

“You mer-maid for each other.”

I just saw two nuclear technicians getting married. The bride was radiant and the groom was glowing.

My wife told me once she didn’t love how I roasted her just before I proposed to her. Looking back on it, I can see now that she was a bit diss engaged.

The bride was about to walk down the aisle when she realised she really needed to pee. “How long do I have?” she asked her father.
– He replied, “go now, or forever hold your pees.”

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps theyโ€™re too old to do it.

“You’re my butter half.”

โ€œMarriage is like vitamins: We supplement each otherโ€™s minimum daily requirements.โ€

I went to a wedding where all the guests ended up getting food poisoning from the buffet. It was a real party pooper.

When do you think the right time to get married is?
– I don’t know, when do you propose?

Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight

“You’re my significant otter.”

I am obsessed with watching wedding proposals on YouTube. I just find them so engaging.

The groom decided to ask his brother to be in his wedding. He was sure he was the best man for the job.

Start using your hashtag on every wedding related social media post you make so people will start to recognize it.

“Our love is in-tents.”

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