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Wedding puns ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘ฐ in 2022

“You make miso happy.”

“Meow and forever.”

“My heart beets for you.”

“You’re one in a melon.”

I asked the librarian if he had any books of proposal puns. She said yes.

The father of the bride gave a speech at the wedding. He got the bride to put her hand out and the groom to place his hand on top of hers. He looked at the groom, and said, “this is the last time you’ll ever have the upper hand.”

Make it memorable- guests will gravitate more towards unique hashtags than generic ones.

“Don’t go bacon my heart.”

Did you hear about the two cell phones who got married?
– The reception was terrific.

The girl melon was shocked when her boyfriend proposed. “We are far too young!” she shrieked, “we cantelope!”

I went to my friend’s room before his wedding, and asked if he was wearing two pairs of socks. He looked confused, and I told him he had to put another pair on. I don’t want him to get cold feet.

Whatโ€™s the best way to get your husband to remember your anniversary?
– Get married on his birthday

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