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Wedding puns ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘ฐ in 2023

“You make miso happy.”

“Meow and forever.”

“My heart beets for you.”

“I love you like no otter.”

โ€œLove is a lot like a backache; It doesnโ€™t show up on X-Rays, but you know itโ€™s there.โ€

For butter or worse, I want to toast the lovely bride and groom.

Some mornings I wake up grumpy. And others I just let him sleep in.

Every man and woman should marry.
– After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

“I love you s’more everyday.”

A man decided to propose to the love of his life, but as soon as he got down on one knee he farted. It was a very fun knee moment.

My friend was telling me about a wedding he is going to next year. He said he’ll be wearing the same kilt as the groom. I love the idea, but I’m really not sure how they’re both going to fit into it.

Donโ€™t make the hashtag too long- make these hashtags fit easily on wedding decor, in addition, the wedding hashtag might have a typo if its too long.

“You mer-maid for each other.”

I just saw two nuclear technicians getting married. The bride was radiant and the groom was glowing.

My wife told me once she didn’t love how I roasted her just before I proposed to her. Looking back on it, I can see now that she was a bit diss engaged.

The bride was about to walk down the aisle when she realised she really needed to pee. “How long do I have?” she asked her father.
– He replied, “go now, or forever hold your pees.”

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps theyโ€™re too old to do it.

“You’re my butter half.”

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