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Wedding puns in 2024

“You make miso happy.”

“Meow and forever.”

“My heart beets for you.”

“You make me hap-pea.”

“A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.”

The wedding was very emotional. Even the cake was in tiers by the end.

So Hydrogen and Helium decided to get a divorce. I’ve heard they’ve both moved on, but they still think of each other periodically.

I walked up the aisle and said, “I do.”
– And I’ve been doing it ever since.

“I’m whaley excited to marry you.”

A boyfriend was planning on proposing to his girlfriend. When the moment was right, he picked up his phone, and called her number. “What are you doing?” she asked. “I don’t know,”
– he replied, taking out the ring box, “I just wanted to give you a ring.”

Marriage. You do, or you don’t.

Make it personal- these hashtags are a representation of you and your partner coming together on your special day.

“You’re getting meow-ied.”

Two cannon balls got married this morning. I hear they’re already expecting BBs.

The man proposed to the woman he was in love with using 100 pink balloons. She turned up to the proposal 40 minutes late, so the minute she turned up he popped the question.

I went to a wedding where a fight broke out between the bride and groom. It was martial arts.

A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended.

“I love you from my head tomatoes.”

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