As far back as records can show, people have enjoyed alcoholic beverages of some kind and beer is one of the older versions of that. With it being around for so many decades, even centuries, there has been years and years of beer puns created and shared almost around the world.
Drink ’till she’s cute, but stop before the wedding.
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: “Pint please, and one for the road.”
There’s only one thing I hate more than lying. Bud Light, which is water that’s lying about being beer
Keep your circle small and your beer cold.
I used to drink all brands of beer. Now, I am older Budweiser!
Pizza alone won’t fill the emptiness of your soul. You’ll also need beer.”
Never look at your beer as half empty. Look at it as you’re half way to your next beer.”
Beer contains Vitamin Pee.
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.”
I am so glad to see you brew!!
Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward
I just rescued some beer. It was trapped in a bottle.
Dinosaurs didn’t drink craft beer and now they’re extinct. Coincidence?
The bartender says “we don’t serve time travelers in here”. A time traveler walks into a bar.
I give in to beer-pressure.
This beer tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow.
Two beer or not two beer, that’s the question!”
Beer Goggles Pun
One of the top beer puns is the reference to beer googles. There are of course not actual googles that people wear to drink beer, or that make beer look better, as the phrase implies, but rather how the world appears after a few beers. This corny beer pun has been around for generations of beer drinkers and is proof in itself of how alcohol affects the body and its functioning. If things look so different after drinking that it seems to have the same effect as adding a pair of affected googles, then it is easy to see that the choices made while drinking should be limited. Rather this cheesy beer pun is used as an excuse to behave in certain ways or to excuse choices, though in some instances it does encourage people to drink more responsibly or to consume less at one time.
Other Beer Puns
Some of the best beer puns are certain to be created and shared most during a game of beer pong, or while drinking a few with a friend after a long day at work or starting a vacation. There are many situations in which people enjoy a beer or two, and hilarious beer puns are sure to follow.
It is likely that the majority of one liner beer puns are shared while people are sober, rather than after they have had several alcoholic drinks, but the clean beer puns are easier to remember and funnier when they aren’t drinking. Often used to refer to a night out, short beer puns are popular to hint at making plans or to share plans to meet up and have a drink. There are not beer puns for kids, but there are some cute beer puns that are shared around kids, as such a popular drink to have with supper or on a weekend children come in contact with funny beer puns made around them and some silly beer puns shared among family. Perhaps some of the most popular places to have a beer are also the places that see the most beer puns.
Where are Beer Puns Popular?
Companies that create drinks are frequently advertising them and coming up with new ideas and flavours. These are all advertised through many different ad channels, and there are several hilarious beer puns found within beer commercials. These can create a positive connection to people between a funny commercial or one that made them laugh to the brand of beer that has created it. As an advertising tool funny beer puns are necessary and they are used frequently.
Bars and taverns are also places that you will find many of the funniest beer puns, whether they are being made up in the moment or recalled from a shirt, poster, advertisement, or even the side of a case of beer itself. They are one way in which to share an affection for the beverage without having one in hand, but often used while drinking to display to friends that it is an enjoyable afternoon or evening. Using puns to cheer people up can be effective in distracting them from stress or tension for a short period of time, and they can help to make the day more enjoyable for everyone by getting people to laugh and share stories.
Puns are not only for television but are popular in print advertisements and online, there are ads almost anywhere that people are. When creating positive reactions in people it is more likely to create a positive feeling about the product as well, so making people laugh in a beer commercial with a simple beer pun that they can easily recreate or share later can bring in new customers and remind current customers why they choose that particular brand.