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Beer puns ๐Ÿบ in 2022

Drink ’till she’s cute, but stop before the wedding.

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: “Pint please, and one for the road.”

There’s only one thing I hate more than lying. Bud Light, which is water that’s lying about being beer

Keep your circle small and your beer cold.

I used to drink all brands of beer. Now, I am older Budweiser!

Pizza alone wonโ€™t fill the emptiness of your soul. Youโ€™ll also need beer.โ€

Never look at your beer as half empty. Look at it as you’re half way to your next beer.”

Beer contains Vitamin Pee.

How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.โ€

Hey there, hops stuff.

I am so glad to see you brew!!

Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward

I just rescued some beer. It was trapped in a bottle.

Dinosaurs didn’t drink craft beer and now they’re extinct. Coincidence?

The bartender says “we don’t serve time travelers in here”. A time traveler walks into a bar.

I give in to beer-pressure.

This beer tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow.

Two beer or not two beer, that’s the question!”
William Shakesbeer

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