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Beer puns in 2024

Drink ’till she’s cute, but stop before the wedding.

A person has to have a warm heart and a cold beer.

By now, the beer should know enough to come out of the store when I honk…”

Beer is not the answer. Beer is not the question. Yes is the answer.

The quickest way to sober up during a night out is to pat your pockets and not feel your phone.

You ordered me a pilsner? You know I like hoppy beer.

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.

Math Teacher: “If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the
other hand, what do I have?” Student: “A drinking problem.

Save water! Drink beer!

Two beer or not two beer.

A termite walks into a bar and says, “Where is the bar tender?”

If you can read this bring me a beer.

I Googled my symptoms. Turns out, I just need a beer.

Raising children takes a village, preferably one with many vineyards.

Sick of beer? That’s like being sick of breathing.

Alcohol is never the answer. But it’s a good way of forgetting the question.

Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages,
families and careers.

I like my water with barley and hops.

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