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Beer puns in 2024

Drink ’till she’s cute, but stop before the wedding.

Two men walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

I don’t even believe myself when I say only one beer.

One does not simply drink one beer

What’s the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don’t
turn into men when they drink.

If you drink enough beer, it tastes like love.

Pitcher perfect.

I screamed at my neighbor, “What on earth are you doing on our roof!” He screamed back, “I saw you at the bar, and you said the drinks were on the house!”

Vitamin B? You mean beer?

IPA lot when I drink.

Wish you were beer.

Nobody works harder than a drunk person trying to carefully whisper a secret.

Beer: it’s not just for breakfast anymore.

When your friend asks you if you want to play beer pong. Every day. All-day. Anywhere. Anytime.”

Temples are free to enter but still empty. Pubs charge to
enter, but are full. People ignore inner peace &choose to
pay for self destruction

Beer is good but beers are better

Sometimes what a person needs is just one piece… 2-3 beers”

I don’t drink beer. I drink a wheat smoothie.

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