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Construction puns 🚧🛠️ in 2022

Wanna hear a construction joke?
– I’m still working on it…

Construction Dadjoke: Our Sewage Treatment Plant supplier is missing
In his last email he said “I remain at your disposal for any concerns”.
Couldn’t find him there this morning. I hope he’s ok.

Want to hear a joke about construction?
– I’m still working on it!

Funny, that J-Lo – she insists that her houses be insulated with ass-best-os!

Our company assigned me the task of building a barn for Christmas. I am not sure if I can. I have to check my shed-yule.

My father said that he was very excited to be a plumber at one point in his life,
– but later he found the job to be draining.

I didn’t expect much from the movie about construction workers, but it was actually quite riveting.

Want to hear a joke about construction?
I’m still working on it…

The sporting goods store downtown was having a big sale on canoe paddles, but traffic and road construction made it real pain to get there…
…yeah, it was quite the ordeal to get the oar deal.

Did you hear about the construction workers that got sick?
– They’re dealing with it asbestos they can

My manager asked me for a blueprint so I stuck my hand in blue ink and pressed my palm on his desk.

At the party, my brother said he has this great joke on construction that he couldn’t tell me. I guess he is still working on it.

My little sister discovered an easy and effortless way to break the concrete floor. It was a groundbreaking discovery.

The carpenter accidentally broke the wooden cross. Thankfully, he cruci-fixed it.

Why do carpenters have such large toolboxes?
– Because they have to be awl-encompassing.

Did you hear about the near sighted construction worker who lost his glasses?
– He really fell into his work.

Which country is best at construction?
– U-crane

What do construction workers say when they successfully complete a task? Nailed it!

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