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Construction puns 🚧🛠️ in 2023

I didn’t know my dad stole from construction sites, but…
When I got home, all the signs were there

Did you go to the construction party?
– We raised the roof.

Have you heard the famous miracle about the blind construction worker? One day he just picked up a hammer and saw.

Wanna hear a construction joke?
– Nevermind…I’m still working on it

The dogs have started a home construction business that focuses on the top of houses. You can say that they work on woofs.

The other day, I had a few plumbers down at my place. They made so much noise that I had to tell them to pipe down.

No one believes that I was able to cut through wood by staring at when I was a kid. But trust me, I saw it with my own eyes!

I have a joke about construction…
But I’m still working on it.
Happy Cake Day to me. Hope y’all have a great day!

The construction worker who was accused of theft was arrested and is being sent to jail. The police said they found something concrete.

I’ve got a great joke about construction
but I’m still working on it

Want to hear a joke about Construction?
– I’m still working on it.

I saw my friend cracking a poor joke on carpentry which made everyone laugh. I didn’t think it wood work.

The thief was caught due to the help of the carpenter. They say the carpenter saw everything.

Why do construction workers make bad bartenders? When you order a stiff drink, they bring you a glass full of cement.

Want to hear a joke about construction?
– Nah, I’m still working on it.

I watched a show about construction
– It was riveting

I’ve got a great joke about construction,
– But I’m still working on it

Carpenters enjoy showering. They work up a good lather.

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