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Heart puns in 2024

What kind of car did the heart surgeon drive to work?
– A beater!

Everyone is always telling me to follow my heart, but I’m not sure what “boomboom, boomboom” means.

What do you call an Irish dancer having a heart attack? Michael flatline.

Why was the ghost scared of coming out in the light? He did not have the heart to do it.

What are two bakers in love called? Sweet-hearts.

I lub dub you with all my heart.

Heart jokes are the best, they’re never corn-orary!

My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day I find it to be a bit cheesy.

What do you call an attack on an organ donation bank? A heart attack!

Why did Karen gift her boyfriend a lettuce plant? Because it’s all heart.

My heart goes out to you this Valentine’s Day.

Scientist are shocked after discovery of a new african bee species that can keep on flying even after their heart stops. Local tribes in fear of a zombee apocalyps

Why did Gary send pictures of his heart X-ray to his girlfriend every month? He wanted to show that his heart is in the right place.

What was the heart-wrenching story Sara narrated? It was how a cardiac surgeon became a car mechanic.

What do you call it when a cardiology student flunks out?
– Heart failure!

I always used to get heartburn when I ate some birthday cake: it turns out, you’re supposed to take the candles off first!

Grandpa: “Don’t scare me, I’m a heart patient.” “If you scare me, I’ll never talk to you again.”

When the heart was found guilty of stealing, what did the heart police do? They went for a cardiac arrest.

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