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Heart puns ๐Ÿ’“ in 2022

What did the gardener give his sweetie for Valentineโ€™s Day?
– A heart beet!

This is really cheesy, but you will always have a pizza my heart.

A golfer had a heart attack and died on the way to the hospital. He was on a fairway to heaven.

What was the Irish dancer called after he died? Michael Flatline.

What did a plumber say to his love interest on Valentine’s Day? You get my heart pumping.

I heartily wish you a Happy Valentineโ€™s Day!

Cardiologists are great friends: they’re caring, and not vein at all!

Nurse: Hereโ€™s our list of donor hearts and livers in alphabetical order. Doctor: wow. Looks very ORGANized.

How did Gina know that she wanted to be a cardiologist? She always followed her heart.

What do you call someone who loves dark beer?
– Stouthearted!

You have to always wear your heart on your sleeve, just be careful and don’t get it dirty.

What kind of car did the heart surgeon drive to work? A beater.

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