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Heart puns ๐Ÿ’“ in 2023

Heart puns are the best tool to keep a situation lighthearted.

When my girlfriend told me she needed time and distance, my heart almost stopped, Fortunately, she was just calculating velocity.

Why did the skeleton refuse to propose to his girlfriend? His heart was not in it.

What did the cardiac surgeon say when he knew that the transplanted organ reached his home instead of the hospital? Home is where the heart is.

Did you hear about the cardiologist who went to great lengths to win the heart of a hematologist?
– It was all in vein!

I’m having a p-heart-y and you’re all invited!

โ€œI told you Doc!! Iโ€™ve got fatigue and my heart keeps skipping a beat! Why do you keep calling me a liar?? Doctor: โ€œSir, Iโ€™ll say it again, thatโ€™s A Fib!โ€

Why did the heart bang the door so many times for permission? It had palpitations.

When the cardiology said that the patient required an emergency heart surgery, what did the patient reply? I’ll bypass my heart problems.

Youโ€™re my heartthrob.

It’s easy to figure out when you want to become a cardiologist, you just have to follow your heart.

Someone asked me to sing a line from “Don’t go breaking my heart” I couldn’t if I tried.

What is the favorite non-fiction book of a Cardiology teacher? The “Heart of Living”.

Why didn’t Daisy pay rent to live with her boyfriend? Because she lived in his heart.

My friend got me half a bouquet and a box of 20 chocolates with only ten of them left: it really was a half-hearted effort!

How did the cardiologist figure out what she wanted to do with her life? She just followed her heart.

Which is the most loving vegetable? An artichoke, as it has a heart.

What would you call a bad date with a cardiologist? A heart time.

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