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Heart puns in 2024

What do you call someone who loves dark beer?
– Stouthearted!

You have to always wear your heart on your sleeve, just be careful and don’t get it dirty.

What kind of car did the heart surgeon drive to work? A beater.

What is Bernie called by his friends for his love for dark beer? A stouthearted.

Why did the shy doctor call his wife a thoracic cavity? Because she kept his heart.

I have a heart-on for you.

I tried asking my heart surgeon out on a date, I even got flowers! But it was all in vein.

You’re so beautiful, I can heartly believe my eyes.

What happened to the bear with heart problems? It had a Kodiak arrest.

Why was Grey’s heart pumping so fast when he met his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? He had tachycardia.

You already have my heart, but I thought you could use an extra one.

Cardiologists always know where everything is: they’re the most organised people.

Why did the little girl color her paper heart pink rather than red? She was feeling lighthearted.

What did the cardiologist say about the condition of Mr Roy’s heart? I can heartly believe you are so sick.

What’s the best tool to have when your heart sinks?
– A Jack of Hearts!

To be a good musician, you have to have a good heart: that way, you always have the beat.

A surgeon was about to perform heart surgery when he received notice that the replacement was delivered to his house! Home is where the heart is.

What is Jack called since he is looking for suitors to marry? Jack of hearts.

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