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Peach puns ๐Ÿ‘ in 2022

I don’t like cutting up a peach.
I think it’s because of the pits.

The peach sports organization rended a commercial peach for a game of peach ball.

Don’t forget to reach for the peach.

What does everybody think about the fruit couple?
– Everybody thinks they make peach other happy.

What did the fruit say when her mother asked how everything was going?
– “Everything is going peachy well, dear mother”.

My father gave me a peach. I told him that I wanted a pear. So he gave me another peach.

The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September – the International Peach Day.

The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.

Why did I shave the peaches?
– Because I needed nectarine for my recipe.

What did the fruit ask her teacher?
– “Peach me how to sing, please.”

On Valentine’s Day, the peach said to his wife, “You will always have a peach of my heart!”

I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.

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