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Snake puns ๐Ÿ in 2023

I hiss you were here.

Whatโ€™s a snakeโ€™s favorite dance? Snake, rattle & roll

Well, fangs for the memories

ย Snake it till you make it.

The mamba.

Escaped snakes make some people hiss-terical.

Asp-rin

ย Snake Gyllenhaal

Which snake is a member of a rock band? A rattlesnake.

A snake charmer was bitten on the lips He didnโ€™t know
his asp from his oboe.

What did the snake give to his wife? A goodnight hiss

Theyโ€™ve got lots of poisonality.

ย viper that smirk off your face.

Why did Woody have to wear sneakers?

Looks like the boa cons-tricked her.

Addercadabra and abradacobra.

ย Hissy Elliot

Why do snakes always measure in inches? Because they
donโ€™t have feet

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