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Snake puns in 2024

I hiss you were here.

What’s a snake’s favorite dance? Snake, rattle & roll

Well, fangs for the memories

we have Hisss-tory togather.

A snake charmer was bitten on the lips He didn’t know
his asp from his oboe.

What did the snake give to his wife? A goodnight hiss

They’ve got lots of poisonality.

 viper that smirk off your face.

Why did Woody have to wear sneakers?

Looks like the boa cons-tricked her.

Addercadabra and abradacobra.

 Hissy Elliot

Why do snakes always measure in inches? Because they
don’t have feet

Do you know the most common snake in Germany is
Vindscreen Viper!.

What did the snake say to the cornered rat? Hiss is the
end of the line for you!

 I am sorry, hiss is the end of the line for you.

time well serpent.

There was a snake in his boot.

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