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Light puns in 2024

I bought a new bulb. When my old lamp saw the new light bulb,
– it said, “You have a bright future, kid”.

There was a scientist who broke the speed of light while driving.
– He was then sent to prism.

I was trying to think of some way to find my keys in the dark.
– Suddenly, a bright idea struck me.

I always wondered about the weight of a lamp.
– My friend said that they’re actually pretty light.

I just want one single LIGHT of that birth day cake of yours

One day, the inn-keeper told a bulb to take some food with him on his journey.
– The bulb said, “No, I travel light.”

I’ve decided that I’ll walk into every room with a lantern in my hand.
– So that everybody knows that I light up any room I go to.

I accidentally got hit on my head with a broom last night. Gotta say, I
– t was not my brightest moment.

What are you LIGHTING in your book

My mom told me she wanted to brighten up her garden. So I helped her by planting some bulbs.

I decided to donate all of my lamps to goodwill.
– Now, I feel positively delighted.

There was a time when phones didn’t have any flashlights.
– Those were some dark days.

What did the green light say to the red light
– don’t look I’m changing

There were two traffic lights at the crossing.
– One traffic light said to another, “Stop looking, I am changing”.

I tried to look for lighters on Amazon, and all they gave me was 13,749 matches.

Why did you told LIGHT to me about your relationship with him

A light bulb and a generator were talking.
– The light bulb said, “I get a charge out of you”.

I would be late for my meeting today as my LIGHT had delayed

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