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Light puns ๐Ÿ’ก in 2023

There was a scientist who broke the speed of light while driving.
– He was then sent to prism.

I bought a new bulb. When my old lamp saw the new light bulb,
– it said, “You have a bright future, kid”.

I LIGHT be sounding rude to you but I am actually very upset at this moment

You are the LIGHT comer of this school

It usually takes three birds to change a light bulb but surely Toucan.

I once saw a candle inside a suit of armor on Halloween.
– I called it a knight light.

How do you throw a surprise party at a hospital?

– Bring a strobe light into the epilepsy ward.

Noah must have used ark lights and floodlights for lightings in his ark.

Why is the LIGHTNESS of your laptop so low

The lamp didn’t eat much last night.
– It was just a light snack.

My dad was teaching me how to fix the car while I was holding a flashlight.
– I guess I’ll never be able to hold a candle to him.

I bought my son a fridge for Christmas.
โ€“ I canโ€™t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

The theme of that party is Black and LIGHT

I went out in the hall and It was a little dim, so I lit the lamps.
– I have a lot of bright ideas.

It was a foggy winter night and I saw some lights outside my home.
– I kept wondering if the lights were real, or if they were just filaments of my imagination.

My LIGHT had been delayed by five hours

Once, I got a job as a film lighting technician. It was pretty spot on.

A company invented a light that could be powered by just a couple of lips.
– They named it a tulip bulb.

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