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Squirrel puns in 2024

Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
– To keep their nuts dry.

Why didn’t the squirrel eat the macadamia?
– It was a tough nut to crack.

What did the squirrel say the time she managed to accidentally catch her tail in the door?
– It won’t be long now.

I got thrown out of the park for measuring the squirrels
– I guess they didn’t want me critter sizing.

Why did the police arrest the squirrels in the park?
– For busting a nut in public view.

What type of TV do squirrels watch?
– Nut-flix.

Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
– To keep their nuts dry.

Why are squirrels not circus animals?
– They don’t like to work for peanuts.

Why are so many squirrels rich?
– Because they are good at squirrellin away their money.

I just got thrown out of my local park for arranging the squirrels by height.
– They didn’t like my critter sizing.

I wanted to catch a squirrel but I didn’t know how.
– So I decided to climb a tree and act like a nut.

Why did the bank have the squirrel arrested?
– He was foraging checks.

What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel when they went to the cinema?
– I love our dates and I’m nuts about you.

How did the insane person become a squirrels friend?
– He acted nutty

Why don’t squirrels have any friends?
– Because they drive everyone nuts.

What did the squirrel say when his tail got caught in the door?
– …It won’t be long now!

What is a squirrel’s favourite number?
– Tree.

I was trying to come up with a few squirrel puns to make you laugh,
– but they were all too nutty.

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