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Squirrel puns ๐Ÿฟ๏ธ in 2022

Which ballet do squirrels like best?
– The nutcracker.

What do you call a squirrel that goes to space?
– An astro-nut

This thread is going to get so a-corny.

A wise squirrel once said “you are what you eat”. He was nuts.

What do you get if you cross a squirrel with a kangaroo?
– An animal that keeps its nuts in its pockets.

What do you call a space travelling squirrel?
– An astronut.

Where do Squirrels go during Hurricanes?
โ€“ It depends on which direction the wind is blowing.

What smells like nuts but is impossible to see?
– Squirrel farts.

Why did the bank manager ask the police to help him catch a squirrel?
– Because the squirrel was suspected of foraging cheques.

Did you hear about the new squirrel diet?
– Itโ€™s just nuts

Why did the squirrel take her car apart?
– She wanted to see what it was like to get to the nuts and bolts of it.

Why do neutered dogs always chase squirrels?
– Theyโ€™re trying to get their nuts back.

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