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Squirrel puns ๐Ÿฟ๏ธ in 2023

Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
– To keep their nuts dry.

Squirrels are very good at explaining things, because they give it to you in a nutshell.

What did the squirrel say when he was late for work?
– Iโ€™m so sorry, but the traffic was nuts.

I recently moved from California to West Virginia and discovered both have the same squirrels.
– Except here, theyโ€™re in the freezer and buckshot is a side dish.

What does a squirrel wear on its feet?
โ€“ Cashews.

What do you call a fight between squirrels?
– A squarrel

What did the first squirrel say when the second squirrel put twigs in the frying pan? What on earth are you doing?
– This is a non-stick pan!

What is the squirrel internet called?
– The nutwork!

Why did the squirrel get lost in the woods?
– It lost track of time and followed the wrong root.

Why did the squirrel bury her lottery tickets under a bush?
– She was hedging her bets.

Do you know A doctor for obese squirrels is called
– a nutritionist.

Maybe nut today, maybe nut tomorrow, nuts soon. And for the rest of your life.

To whom did the squirrel go to seek out his fortune.
– Nutradamus.

What does a squirrel do when it loses its mind
– It’s going nuts

Why donโ€™t squirrels wear skinny jeans?
โ€“ Because their nuts wonโ€™t fit.

What did the father squirrel tell his family?
– Acorn-y joke.

What do you call a squirrel who is in charge of a bank?
– A branch manager.

How do you catch a squirrel?
– Climb into a tree and act like a nut.

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