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Train puns ๐Ÿš… in 2022

When our journey was cancelled, all our plans went down the train.

When he’s stressed, the train driver always bites his rails.

How do you train your kids to stop wetting the bed ?
– Make them use an electric blanket.

Driving trains is harder than it steams!

It’s hard to keep a freight face when the train driver tells funny puns.

Train drivers are quite clever and known for their engine-uity.

The conductor has never missed a day of work in over 20 years on the job. He was there come train or shine.

Why did the crazy Mexican kill people on trains?
– He has loco-motives

The driver is a resilient guy; he always gets track on his feet.

Itโ€™s always great working with a train conductor. Theyโ€™re always ready to take one for the steam.

We ended up canceling our trip because all of our plans went down the train.

I know someone who tried to runway after camouflaging a railway. He tried to cover his tracks.

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