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Train puns ๐Ÿš… in 2023

When our journey was cancelled, all our plans went down the train.

When he’s stressed, the train driver always bites his rails.

I was on a train when I noticed a bully nearby who were harassing another guy sitting next to me. The bully then shoved the other guy, who bumped into my hand. I got up, punched the bully and said “Not on my watch…
..it’s a brand-new Rolex.”

To drive trains, you have to know every track in the book.

What does a monster see when it sees a train full of passengers?
– A chew chew train.

Always keep an eye on train puns, they can go off the rails without warning!

I miss the old days of railway when the engineer had plenty of esteem.

Why couldnโ€™t the young, electric train keep up with the old trains?
– Because he ran out of steam

I was on a train when I noticed a bully nearby who were harassing another guy sitting next to me. The bully then shoved the other guy, who bumped into my hand. I got up, punched the bully and said “Not on my watch…
..it’s a brand new Rolex.”

The train driver got promoted: it really was a tram-endous opportunity.

Why canโ€™t train engineers get electrocuted?
– Theyโ€™re not the conductor.

It was exhausting to listen to the conductorโ€™s argument because she had a one-track mind. It was enough to drive you loco.

How do you find a lost train?
– You track it down.

Let’s go for a train ride, it’s a freight day for it!

When the train engineer decided he wanted to run for office, he put the development of brailways for the blind as his main priority.

Iโ€™ve always been a big fan of a funny one-liner. I guess thatโ€™s why I like monorails so much!

The conductorโ€™s mailbox is always stuffed with letters. He receives plenty of freight mail.

Every time i drive over a railroad crossing I say there’s been a train through here recently do you know how I can tell?
– It left it’s tracks!

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