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Water puns ๐ŸŒŠ in 2023

Archimedes approach to a water pump was screwed.

Ending up in hot water may be the result of upsetting a cannibal.

What weather do kings like most?
-Hail, of course!

Do Scottish Perrier’s refuse to drink tap water?

ย I considered making a new brand of bottled water, but the market was too saturated.

What doctor runs their clinic underwater?
– A sturgeon.

The choice between a water control project or the all weather stadium was a no win situation. Dammed if you do, domed if you don’t.

Twenty Twenty won, and we’re not out of the water yet! 2022 is Twenty Twenty too!

H20 is water, but what is H204?
– Itโ€™s for swimming and drinking, of course.

Sea they never stop

Diving in shallow water could lead to jumping to the wrong conclusion.

Someone dug a hole in my yard and filled it with water.
-I think he meant well.

A vinyl resting place may be a waterbed.

I don’t know water you docking aboat.

Why did the lake date the river?
-She had a bubbly personality.

Del-river this package please

Wanted to play water polo but the horses wouldnโ€™t swim.

What did the beaver say when he slipped on some water?
-Dam it.

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