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Water puns ๐ŸŒŠ in 2022

The pay for a submarine captain means they can’t keep their heads above water.

Water you waiting for?

Why do poets always write about the sea?
-They just canโ€™t fathom her depths.

Consuming a whole bucket of water could make one turn pail.

I use boats to del-river my packages.

How do you determine an antโ€™s gender?
-Toss it in the water and it sinks, itโ€™s a girl. If the ant floats, itโ€™s a buoyant.

Where do mansplainers get their water?
– From a well, actually..

Ending up in hot water may result from upseting a cannibal.

My friend couldnโ€™t afford the water bill anymore.
– I sent him a Get Well Soon card.

How do docks float?
-Pier pressure.

The kitchen problem was just water under the fridge.

ย Is this real life or is this just Fanta sea?

Why did the ocean leave the party early?
-She was getting tide.

A liquidation sale is when bottled water is cheap.

As raindrops say, twoโ€™s company, threeโ€™s a cloud.

Why donโ€™t you see oceans in school?
-They just canโ€™t wade through the homework.

Why do seals swim in salt water ?
– Because, pepper water makes them sneeze.

Yogi had a water, whiskey and tea drink everyday,he was a toddy bear.

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