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Foot puns ๐Ÿฆถ in 2023

Does your shoe have a hole in it?
– The answer from your audience will hopefully be no, to which you can reply “Well how did you put your foot in it then?”

Why did the two podiatrists hate each other?
– Because they were arch enemies!

What are a plumber’s favorite type of shoes?
– Tap shoes!

Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes.
– That way, when you criticize them, you will be a mile away, and you will have their shoes!

My dad was a podiatrist, and so am I.
– I guess I followed in his footsteps!

What do you call a financier with a hole in their sock?
– A sock broker.

The best soup stock is made by boiling chicken feet for hours and hours
– After all, it’s made from scratch.

What material was the first ever shoe made out of?
– Wooden shoe like to know!

What is the condition called when all of your toes go to sleep?
– Coma-toes!

Why do ducks have small feet?
– To stomp out small fires. And why do elephants have big feet? To stomp out burning ducks!

Discuss the synopsis of this poem. My Friend Billy Has A Ten Foot Willy.

What is a foot’s favourite candy?
– Men-toes.

I was going to propose to my partner on the top of the ski hill,
– but I didn’t in the end because I got cold feet.

How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
– He always finds the biggest footholds.

That runner is seriously impressive,
– he just accomplished a great feet.

What do princes wear on their feet?
– Heir Jordans

I was driving behind an ambulance one day when a cooler fell off the back of it.
– I stopped, picked it up and opened it and found a foot inside. Naturally, I called a toe-truck.

My podiatrist is eager to change his career,
– I think she is getting itchy feet.

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