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Foot puns ๐Ÿฆถ in 2021

Why isn’t your nose 12 inches long?
– Because then it would be a foot!

On the 31 December at midnight, always make sure you lift your left foot up,
– that way you can start the new year on the right foot.

What does one podiatrist say to the other at a convention?
– Nice toe meet you!

I fell in love with a runner; I knew he was the one for me from the moment he swept me off my feet.

What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 feet long ?
– A pi-thon

How does an astronomer cut his toenails?
– Eclipse them!

I’m waiting for news from my doctor to see if I have athlete’s foot;
– I’ve been waiting so long, I’m constantly on my toes.

My podiatrist always tells me the truth straight up,
– he never does any toe-ing around.

Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison?
– Heโ€™s a small medium at large.

Why do you measure horses in hands, and not feet?
– Because you can’t walk up the right side of a horse.

What’s a foot’s favorite food?
– Shoe-shi!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop,
– it was really sole destroying.

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