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Foot puns ๐Ÿฆถ in 2022

Does your shoe have a hole in it?
– The answer from your audience will hopefully be no, to which you can reply “Well how did you put your foot in it then?”

What happens if you put your left shoe on the wrong foot?
-Well, it’s actually on the right foot!

People are always telling me to stop acting like a flamingo,
– so I had to really put my foot down.

What is a podiatrist’s favourite dessert?
– Tirami-shoe!

I am getting more confident with my running,
– I’ve really found my feet.

You know what they say about big feet, right?
– Dad was a clown

What lies on the floor 100 feet in the air?
– A dead centipede.

I met the perfect partner,
– but sadly they had no feet so I had to break up with them: you see, I am lack toes intolerant.

Why did the two podiatrists hate each other?
– Because they were arch enemies!

What did the sock-stealing gnome tell his wife before going to work?
– It socks to be apart from my sole mate for so darn long!

It is said that most Americans have feet fetish
– And most Europeans prefer Meters

I accidentally cut off most of my foot,
– but thankfully it’s almost all heeled.

What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
– Ow, mitosis!

Always keep fish away from your feet,
– they are known to be ankle biters.

Mommy mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
– Shut up or Iโ€™ll nail your other foot to the floor!

What is the most dangerous mountain in the world for your feet?
– Krakatoa!

A hopster is just a hipster who dropped something heavy on his foot.

I dated my podiatrist for a little while, but it didn’t work out and we broke up.
– I guess we weren’t sole mates after all!

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