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Apple puns in 2024

“If you were a fruit, you’d be one fine-apple.”

What do you see at a funeral for a piece of fruit? Apple-bearer

I find delicious red apples extremely a-peel-ing.

If friends were apples, I would always pick you.

“I love you to your core.”

The crab apple has a very short temper.

I couldn’t decide what kind of apple juice I wanted to make so I mulled over it.

In a TV series about apples, one apple appeared for a brief moment because it was a Cameo apple.

The only kind of apples that grow on a Christmas tree are pine apples.

“If best friends were apples, I’d pick you.”

You rock me to my core

We all know that an apple a day keeps a doctor away but does this rule apple-y to a doctor?

An apple a day can keep anyone away but it depends on how hard you are throwing.

Thanksgiving is incomplete without a good apple pie.

“Felt cute. Might fall for you later.”

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple!

I mistakenly put some apple sauce in my uncle’s salad and he is allergic to apples. I went to apple-ogize for my mistake.

I would pick you over all other apples.

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