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Apple puns in 2024

“If you were a fruit, you’d be one fine-apple.”

That hoodie doesn’t have a zipper, it’s an apple-over (a pullover)

I have a joke on apple juice but it has no punch line.

The husband and wife apple remembered the time back in the day when they were performed as Gala stars.

Stick with me like apple and caramel.

“We have so much chemistree.”

You are the apple of my pie

Someone threw away a basket of perfectly good apples in the bin and this kind of act is apple-solutely disgusting.

I love this person from my core

Fruits can nourish your core.

An apple with bees in it is called a bapple.

How do you like them apples?

My uncle was accused by an apple seller of stealing apples from him which was absolutely not true. So now we will see him at the cored.

I am always spoiling my friends like I am one bad apple.

“This adventure was just too a-peel-ing to turn down.”

To do well, you have to apply-ly yourself

My roommate makes apple juice and gives it to people in need. We call him our friendly neighborhood cider man.

My neighbor apple loves to roam around at odd places and odd hours. They called themselves Liberty.

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