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Apple puns in 2024

“If you were a fruit, you’d be one fine-apple.”

I think these puns are applepriate for the occasion

My friend asked me if I would want a free gift card of apple juice. I would be hard-pressed to say no to that.

My apple friend loves to stay at home and tell others to stay at home all the time. It is safer according to him. We called him a ‘Stayman’.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and shock everyone.

“We’re outstanding in our field.”

You give me “all the peels”

My mother cuts my fruit pieces into various shapes every morning for breakfast. She is such an ap-peel-ing woman.

If you want the apples, you have to shake the trees.

“Have an apple-solutely wonderful day.”

The apple tree to the caterpillar: Leaf me alone.

Who named it iPhone charger and not apple juice?

The apple professor is often invited to different universities because he is seen as well-red.

I have always been the apple of my little sister’s eyes.

“I’m apple-y in love with you.”

I apple-laud your efforts

My friends and I are going to get together and make various types of fruit juice. It’s a Ciderday.

If you cross an apple with meat, you are most likely going to get a Beacon.

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