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Apple puns ๐Ÿ in 2022

“If you were a fruit, you’d be one fine-apple.”

Every apple has an individual taste.

“Apples: Stop picking on me. Me: Stop being so tasty.โ€

Youโ€™re awesome to the core

My friend was looking for a job in the fruit industry so I suggested her to appley for a job at the fruit store.

How do you like them apples?

“I’d like to apple-ogize for the pun.”

When you cross a train engine and an apple pie, you get Puff pastry.

Whatโ€™s an appleโ€™s favorite restaurant? Applebeeโ€™s.

An apple really pined for a trip outside his home. He had become a pine-apple.

Slice, slice baby!

If you need me, Iโ€™ll be right be-cider you.โ€

I accidentally dropped my iPhone in a blender yesterday. Now I have some apple juice.

Whenever an apple goes to the gym, they love to work on their core.

An whole apple can look round but a half apple cannot.

If I knew the world is ending tomorrow, I would still plant an apple tree.

“I’m one bad apple.”

Youโ€™re so hard-core

My daughter gave a presentation on the importance of fruits in our diet in her school today. I was so proud to see her receive so much apple-ause.

You are awesome to your core.

“I love you to your core.”

The crab apple has a very short temper.

What do you see at a funeral for a piece of fruit? Apple-bearer

I find delicious red apples extremely a-peel-ing.

If friends were apples, I would always pick you.

“If best friends were apples, I’d pick you.”

I couldn’t decide what kind of apple juice I wanted to make so I mulled over it.

In a TV series about apples, one apple appeared for a brief moment because it was a Cameo apple.

The only kind of apples that grow on a Christmas tree are pine apples.

Thanksgiving is incomplete without a good apple pie.

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