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Avocado puns in 2024

Two avocados got into a fight. It was a guacamelee.

You guac my world

An elderly avocado was suffering from an eye
disease; the doctors said it was guac-oma.

The time hass come

Mr and Mrs Avocado are going to the gym, it’s an
avo-cadio day.

Running is tough avocardio.

I’m avocontrol!

It’s OK, guacamole. I’m extra too.

The avocado took his car to the garage, but
they said it was beyond re-pear.

Blow smoke up your hass

In a while guaco-dile

What did the taco say to the guacamole?
Avocado crush on you.

The two avocados were communicating using
their guacie- talkies.

Thanks for your hass-pitality

The lovely avocado couple got married and they
lived happily avo after

Avocadon’t call us, we’ll call you

Avo good one!

I’m trying to learn how to find a ripe avocado.
It’s not that hard.

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