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Avocado puns ๐Ÿฅ‘ in 2023

Two avocados got into a fight. It was a guacamelee.

You guac my world

Hass, we can!

avo nice day!

Best friendsย foravo!


So wrong, but so ripe!

The avocado family went to the church yesterday. I heard they wanted to meet the avo-cardinal.

Running out ofย guacxygen.

An elderly avocado was suffering from an eye
disease; the doctors said it was guac-oma.

The time hass come

Mr and Mrs Avocado are going to the gym, it’s an
avo-cadio day.

Running is toughย avocardio.

Iโ€™m avocontrol!

Itโ€™s OK, guacamole. Iโ€™m extra too.

The avocado took his car to the garage, but
they said it was beyond re-pear.

Blow smoke up yourย hass

In a while guaco-dile

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