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Avocado puns ๐Ÿฅ‘ in 2021

Two avocados got into a fight. It was a guacamelee.

You guac my world

I have lots of extra avocados. You want one?
Havocado!

Scientists crossed a breed of cactus with some
avocados; the end result was a guac-tus.

A hugeย earthguac.

Avocadonโ€™t get me started

Itโ€™s 5:00โ€”guactail hour!

I have been telling my daughter to pick the ripe
avocados, but she can’t seem to get it right. Honestly, it is not that hard.

Itโ€™s guac-tail hour!

Whatโ€™s an avocadoโ€™s favorite musical theater
song? โ€œItโ€™s a Hard Guac Life.โ€

The kids were playing with avocados. They were
whacking them with hammers and calling it ย guac-a-mole.

How much do I love guacamole? Avocadonโ€™t get
me started!

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