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Tennis puns ๐ŸŽพ in 2023

A tennis ball can be served but should not be eaten.

An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.

Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, heโ€™d end up with a tiebreak.

It was very dark inside the tennis players how
– because he refused to admit the light-bulbs were out.

A pomegranate and a watermelon signed up for a tennis tournament.
It was not surprising to see that they were both seeded on the bench on the day of the match.

Most of our academy players don’t make it out of those lower-level tournaments.
So, I’m having such doubts about their ‘futures’ as professionals.

I like my breakfast like my tennis grip: Continental.

The tennis player was not allowed to take out books at the library about aces
– because he never returned them.

The prank caller wanted to be a tennis referee
– because he was always making terrible calls.

My friend didn’t like the strings on his racquet.
He said he could just feel it naturally in his gut.

A girl would always stand at the center of the tennis courts at the tennis club.
– So, she was nicknamed Annette.

Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I canโ€™t take any more of his backhanded compliments.

I used to hate tennis, but ever since Iโ€™ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.

Billy got the nickname Ace
– because he kept getting served.

My coach throws out such condescending statements about my tennis strokes.
– I don’t think I can take any more of her backhanded compliments from next time.

I think my life is going just the way my tennis balls are right now. Pressureless.

I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.

The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.

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