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Tennis puns in 2024

A tennis ball can be served but should not be eaten.

The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.

Most of your players never make it out of the lower-level tournaments. I highly doubt their Futures as a professional.

The reason that tennis matches can take forever to play is
– because the lines are so long.

The new girl had missed both of her serves on match point.
Her opponent had won by de-fault.

Tennis players don’t really make good waiters. Probably
– because they keep saying “Here, you got served.”

Does this guy work with computers?
– He looks like a hacker.

The tennis player needed to go to anger management classes
– because he kept reaching his breaking point.

Terrible Tommy was the worst tennis player and was nicknamed cream cheese
– because he kept getting bageled.

The tennis player went to check out the construction site where the new courtroom was being built.
When he saw the density of the floor, he said “This is going to be a hard court.”

Pick-up line: You might as well play be a tennis player,
– because I’m about to court you girl.

I’m a baseliner and I don’t know how to volley: my game would disappear if I went to no-man’s land.

My serve accidentally hit the tape the last day we were playing tennis. Fortunately, they ‘let’ me hit that again next time.

The tennis player had to go to an anger management class
– because she just kept reaching her breaking point.

Both tournament directors published the schedule at the same time. It was a draw.

It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.

Most tennis players admit that they have low self-esteem due to the fact they have many faults.

Two tournament directors published the illustrated versions of their match schedules at the exact time.
They had to organize a draw to pick the best one.

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