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Tennis puns ๐ŸŽพ in 2022

Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.

They call me Ace,
– because you just got served.

Tennis players make difficult customers in restaurants
– because they keep returning everything.

The favorite sport of a horse is definitely stable tennis.

Two racquets were together once.
But it seemed that one was instead stringing the other along.
It had no desire of tying the knot.

Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.

My neighbor hates tennis
– because he says it makes too much racquet.

It is not a good idea to play tennis in a court
– because you could get arrested.

The tennis player was arrested on accounts of theft.
He was served 7 years in jail.

I recently bought some tennis balls and some second-hand tennis racquets for just $3 with no strings attached.

Mary didnโ€™t miss a first serve the entire match. It was not her fault she lost.

She told the judge Shank-You, after she framed the ball for a winner.

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