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Ice puns in 2024

My favorite meal in cold weather is brrr-eakfast

It was only an accident, freeze things happen.

What’s faster, hot or cold?
-Hot because you can always catch a cold.

Despite the really cold weather, we had a great lunch with the snowmen, we enjoyed lots of ice-burgers.

I had the best ice pun to tell you… it slipped my mind though.

At work they said they don’t appreciate my funny cold puns.
-That was not just insensitive but really cold as well.

The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.

The bride refused to get married in an igloo; she got cold feet.

What do you call a cold crocodile in winter?
-A refrigergator.

 I saw a cold horse over the fence, and I said howdy neighbrrr.

That’s so cool, really the bees freeze.

How do you spot a glacier in a serious chill?
-You have to have good ice sight.

It’s Snow White.
-Can’t say fairer than that.

Ice is made of water, and it is something which actually doesn’t need any further introduction, present in different forms like snow, hail stone and so on

When I told them, I have a nasty cold, they started laughing at me
-I retorted, “It’s snot funny.”

When it became cold outside last night, we decided to chill in the store and have some coffee.

 If you want to serve a polar bear a drink before bed, just give him an ice-cap.

What do you call a famous zoo where all the giraffes have colds in winter?
-Giraffe Sick Park.

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