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Ice puns in 2025

As the cold weather started to improve, I saw a snowman have a meltdown.

Walking onto a frozen pond is a great ice breaker…

When it gets really cold here, everyone rushes into their homes.
– It’s snow funny laughing matter.

Did you know when you cross a scary vampire and a snowman, you get a severe case of frostbite.

I saw a snowman with a dog; it was a slush puppy.

Which animals are the coldest in winter?
-Mice. Except for the M, they’re ice.

My favorite meal in cold weather is brrr-eakfast

It was only an accident, freeze things happen.

What’s faster, hot or cold?
-Hot because you can always catch a cold.

Despite the really cold weather, we had a great lunch with the snowmen, we enjoyed lots of ice-burgers.

I had the best ice pun to tell you… it slipped my mind though.

At work they said they don’t appreciate my funny cold puns.
-That was not just insensitive but really cold as well.

The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.

The bride refused to get married in an igloo; she got cold feet.

What do you call a cold crocodile in winter?
-A refrigergator.

 I saw a cold horse over the fence, and I said howdy neighbrrr.

That’s so cool, really the bees freeze.

How do you spot a glacier in a serious chill?
-You have to have good ice sight.

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