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Ice puns ๐ŸงŠ in 2023

ย In summer, the local musicians love to keep their trumpets in freezers because people enjoy cool music.

ย I saw a cold eagle this morning in the snow, and he said, โ€œI am a brrr-irdโ€.

Why donโ€™t ants catch colds?
-They have really tiny anty bodies.

ย I am not going outside again until the temperature is well above my age.

We must be a handful, I bet mum loves the odd kid freeze days.

What happens when you put cold hot sauce on top of your hot food in winter?
– You chilly things up.

As the cold weather started to improve, I saw a snowman have a meltdown.

Walking onto a frozen pond is a great ice breakerโ€ฆ

When it gets really cold here, everyone rushes into their homes.
– Itโ€™s snow funny laughing matter.

Did you know when you cross a scary vampire and a snowman, you get a severe case of frostbite.

I saw a snowman with a dog; it was a slush puppy.

Which animals are the coldest in winter?
-Mice. Except for the M, theyโ€™re ice.

My favorite meal in cold weather is brrr-eakfast

It was only an accident, freeze things happen.

Whatโ€™s faster, hot or cold?
-Hot because you can always catch a cold.

Despite the really cold weather, we had a great lunch with the snowmen, we enjoyed lots of ice-burgers.

I had the best ice pun to tell youโ€ฆ it slipped my mind though.

At work they said they donโ€™t appreciate my funny cold puns.
-That was not just insensitive but really cold as well.

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