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Ice puns ๐ŸงŠ in 2023

Nobody could get a job at the ice-rink during winter, because the senior management had put a hiring freeze.

ย I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that itโ€™s just slipped my mind.

I had to sit a math exam in an unheated room in the middle of an ice cold winter.
-I was cold and calculating.

During a heated work discussion, the two teams decided it would be best to take a walk into the frozen pond.
-They thought this would be the best way to break the ice between them.

My friend told me the best diet in cold weather is icebergs and sweet chilly sauce.

The legendary Elton John isn’t really into icebergs, he’s more a Rocket man.

Cold weather?
-Oh chill, itโ€™s definitely snow problem.

ย I saw a snowman looking through a bag of carrots for the best one; he was picking his nose.

My sister and I are as different as chalk and freeze.

How do you search Google on freezing cold days?
-With the winter-net.

The man got cold feet because he fell asleep with his legs in a bucket of ice!

Be careful, if youโ€™re alone and get too cold in the snow, you might become ice-olated.

I became a world-renowned expert on ice and cold weather.
-And it only took me two degrees to do it.

When we arrived at the ice-rink, the ruts were clearly visible.
-The maintenance crew there must be slipping up on its job.

It was a whirlwind winter romance, love at frost sight.

Sometimes life is sugar and spice, and all things ice.

You donโ€™t like my ice pun?
– How cold.

The weather forecast was for cold rain, and sure enough, it was an ice day.

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