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Lawyer puns 👩‍⚖️ in 2023

I booked us a library discussion room, baby, so we can study the ‘Laws of Attraction’ without disruption

I’m going to sue the pants off you.

What is used by lawyers as contraceptives?
– Their personalities.

Lawyer says, my client is trapped in a penny
– He is in a cent

Hey, if I’m willing to create some legal relations with you, will you let me into your contract?

What do poets always keep in their car to avoid paying legal fees to a lawyer?
– A poetic license.

What separates an advocate and God?
– God doesn’t assume himself as an advocate.

I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present
Cop: But you are the lawyer?
– Me: Then where’s my present?

Hey boy, did you see the season finale of Suits?
– Well, I know a nice file room where we can reenact it.

Unlike a court, I would definitely order a specific performance of a contract for service. Especially if it were oral.

A legal action was taken by an airline company for misleading his luggage. Unfortunately, he didn’t gain a victory in his case.

You are crushing my heart, the way the rule against perpetuities crushes a contingent remainder.

A Renaissance era lawyer lost his law license for insulting the king…
– He was Diss-Bard.

Would you like to see my power of attorney?

Why did the elephant lawyer lose his case?
– Because his argument was irrele-phant.

Why were lawyers invented by God?
– So that actual estate representatives would have an individual to look down on.

My dad was an alcoholic who wanted to be a lawyer
He could never pass the bar

My lawyer went to a rock concert last night and injured his eardrum. He called me this morning to tell me that he couldn’t attend today’s hearing.

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