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Chemistry puns ๐Ÿงช in 2023

We should not drink water while we are studying because water can dilute our concentration.

ย I never thought that plan for lunch with my chemist buddies was at neon today.

When the chemist dropped his tooth in a beaker of water, he wittily commented that it had become a molar solution.

ย The chemistry teacher survived through the drought because he subsisted on titration.

I like to tell a chemistry pun to my colleagues at the University.
-Sometimes, I even throw in one or two chemistry jokes, but I only do that periodically.

The police would have caught the chemist who robbed the bank if only the bank security had scandium before.

I once needed a little money, so I approached my aunt.
-I simply said, “Anti-mony!”

During the chemistry exam, my friend asked me whether I had some Sodium Hypobromite.
-I told him, “NaBrO.”

The chemist did not want to publish his cringy chemistry joke on Facebook as he thought he would get a volatile reaction.

Our Chemistry department hired a number of analysts to study the various experiments.
-Little did they know that they need catalysts and not analysts!

ย The ice came up to the water and said, “I was water before it was cool”.

Oxygen wanted to date someone mature, so the other elements suggested that she should go carbon dating.

The only rodent which a chemist absolutely adores is Moles!

In the chemistry lab, the only thing under-reacting recently was the tepid flask.

My wife is a scientist whose hobby is to take photographs.
-She clicks wonderful photons!

The chemist who specializes in making soda is called a fizzy-cist.

The chemistry teacher explained to us that Boyle’s Law is the product of volume and pressure because volume won’t work under pressure.

I was making bad chemistry jokes while teaching my students because all the good ones argon.

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