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Golf puns in 2024

I like big putts and I cannot lie

I like gangsta trap

Why do golfers always carry a spare pair of trousers with them? In case they get a hole in one.

As par as the eye can see

Where do ghosts play golf?
On a golf corpse.

Golf: A five-mile walk punctuated with frequent disappointments.

Looking for the course material

Shut up and drive

What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?
The Bogeyman.

No ifs, ands or putts

What a load of trap

The man who takes up golf to get his mind off his work soon takes up work to get his mind off golf.

Let’s par-tee

Why didn’t the golfer get his homework done?
He wouldn’t stop puttering around.

Golf is harder than baseball, in golf you have to play your foul balls.

May the course be with you

You drive me crazy

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing

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