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Baseball puns ⚾ in 2023

Why was Cinderella so bad at baseball?
– She had a pumpkin for a coach!

What’s long and hard and intimidates everyone?
– My BAT. Isn’t it adorable?

I feel like I’m talking to myself. I guess you’re busy.
– I’ll take a walk and come back later.

In each town on his trip, the baseball player made a short stop.

A baseball player joined the army and did the round of military bases.

Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.

A baseball player was a thief.
– He was always trying to steal.

Unlike Dee Gordon,
– I give you full permission to tag my butt

The baseball pitcher’s personality needed some polish.
– He was a diamond in the rough.

As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.

Baseball players have to stay in line or they will be afoul of the rules.

You’re like baseball:
– I’d love to play you in front of a crowd.

You’re like baseball:
– You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.

There are so many statistics in baseball that the players are now running around data bases.

Which baseball player holds water?…
– The pitcher.

You’re like baseball:
– You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.

Damn G+. I got another pop-up ad.

Ha! No reply.
– You were caught looking at that comment.

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