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Baseball puns ⚾ in 2022

If you date me, you’ll eventually see a diamond.

Uhhhh, my lead off’s not great, and though I may be off base,
– I’d like to take you on a date.

If this were an actual contest, I could really clean up.

How is a baseball team similar to a pancake?
– They both need a good batter.

Which baseball player holds water?
– The pitcher!

That one has been used already.
– You need to find a substitute.

Like a platoon player,
– I’m dying to get some action

You’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems!
– Just like Billy Beane when it comes to acquiring key baseball players who always get on base.

I’d lay down a sacrifice for you.

Wanna hear a joke?
– The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious?
– My love for you.

Doug was going to contribute, but he couldn’t think of anything.
– Maybe you should help Doug out.

I’m not at the top of my game tonight.
– Too distracted watching Mitt.

I think there are about 1-2 million baseball fields in the world, but that’s just a ballpark number.

My love for you is like the A’s and Daric Barton:
– it never dies.

Which animal is best at baseball?
– The bat!

The reason baseball games are at night is that bats sleep during the day!

Or maybe his union went on strike and he’s on the picket line.
– Drive home, if you can before I make another blooper.

That’s all for me. I need some relief if this thread is to be saved.

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