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Baseball puns ⚾ in 2023

Wanna hear a joke?
– The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious?
– My love for you.

Doug was going to contribute, but he couldn’t think of anything.
– Maybe you should help Doug out.

I’m not at the top of my game tonight.
– Too distracted watching Mitt.

I think there are about 1-2 million baseball fields in the world, but that’s just a ballpark number.

My love for you is like the A’s and Daric Barton:
– it never dies.

Which animal is best at baseball?
– The bat!

The reason baseball games are at night is that bats sleep during the day!

Or maybe his union went on strike and he’s on the picket line.
– Drive home, if you can before I make another blooper.

That’s all for me. I need some relief if this thread is to be saved.

Plus, his speeches haven’t changed.
– He’s on the campaign trail today, and made a short stop to deliver a speech. Same pitch as usual.

I’m an umpire.
– Now, give me your number so I can make the call.

A baseball player swallowed his gum because he choked up.

If you sing while playing baseball, you won’t get a good pitch.

Baseball on a foggy day is all about hit and mist.

Can you tame my diamondback?
– Everybody else has

Are you in the on-deck circle, or is that halo?

They replaced the baseball with an orange to add zest to the game.

When all my electrical engineering friends at the baseball game did the wave,
– it was almost like having a phased-hooray.

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