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Color puns 🟢🔴🔵 in 2023

The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.

The man who was in charge of putting colors in the clothes at the factory quit. Now the owner is in dyer need.

Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon

Car Salesman: And if you don’t like this color, we have another one in “Boulder Gray”
Me: Gray isn’t very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder? Wife: …

The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!

What’s a cat’s favorite color?
– Purrrrrrrrrrrrple

I once saw a bear in Antarctica that was angry and calm at the same time. It may have been a bi-polar bear.

What’s the difference between a colorful women’s garment and a famous live music venue?
– One’s a house of blues, the other’s a blouse of hues

Why is it spelled “Color” in the US but “Colour” in Britain?
– Because after the revolutionary war, the freed United States told Britain defiantly, “We’re getting rid of you”.

In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.

One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.

What’s it called when a chameleon cannot change colors anymore?
– Reptile dysfunction

What do you do if a piece of purple fruit gets stuck in the drain and clogs it?
– Call the plumber.

What’s a cat’s favorite color?
– Purple

It’s tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!

Why did the purple family have to move out?
– They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.

In a game of chess, Batman always plays with the black pieces. He can never play with the white pieces as he is “The Dark Knight’!

The favorite color of a cat is supposed to be purrrple.

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