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Watermelon puns in 2024

The watermelon thief was charged with robbery with violence, but the judge later changed that to a minor felony; or melony as he put it.

“If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.”

“Honey, dew you know when we’re going back to the beach?”

Why won’t anyone sit next to a watermelon?
– They have a strange smelon.

Why shouldn’t you go into business with a watermelon?
– They’re seedy.

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a watermelon by it’s diameter?
– Watermelon PI.

Lime already falling in love with this summer.”

hat will happen in a watermelon’s funeral? The people there will be MELONCHOLY sad.

What did the fruit write on his Valentine’s card?
– You’re one in a melon!

A watermelon proposes to its sweetheart
: “Honeydew want to get married?” “Oh yes”, she replies, “but we cantaloupe!”

What does the watermelon say to its girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
– “You are one in a melon! I love you!”

With every watermelon you cut, there is an opportunity to cut a distasteful or unappetizing watermelon. Still, this does not keep us from purchasing watermelons.

The farms look really good to me do you know why?
– They have a lot of wind melons on it.

What will happen if the watermelon does not bath for a couple number of days?
– “It will start smelon!”

What do you call a girl watermelon cop on the beat?
– A water fe-melon duty.

“I think this pic is pretty grape.”

Life is like eating a watermelon, you know you’re going to get some seeds; just spit them out and take another bite

Do you know what you call the outside of a watermelon?
– “Rind of.”

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