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Watermelon puns in 2024

I hear Jake finally broke up with his crazy grocer girlfriend; never could tell water problem was.

Every day I fall in love with you more and more. Except for yesterday… yesterday you were pretty annoying.

“I hated this business of being grown-up. And I hated having to make decisions where I didn’t know what was behind the door. I wanted a world where heroes and villains were clearly labeled.”

Why did the watermelon go crazy?
– He lost his rind.

Did you hear about the watermelon who starred in a telanovella?
– It was melondramatic.

Why does every watermelon want to be in the Guinness book of records?
– Because there’s a lot of watermelon smashing to be done.

When one has tasted watermelon, he knows what the angels eat.

Once a man got ill after eating lot of watermelons; the doctor observed the symptoms and declared that he is suffering from water felon.

How are a car and a bicycle similar?
– “You can’t make watermelon juice out of either of them.”

I once attended the saddest watermelon funeral I’ve ever been to.
I gotta say, I’ve never seen anything so meloncholy in my life.

“Peelin’ pretty great about this summer so far.”

A watermelon that breaks open by itself tastes better than one cut with a knife.

These days the water melons are treated with a lot of pesticides for their fast growth, this is dangerous and harmful
– because it could lead to a lot of abnormelonities I mean abnormalities.

Why are watermelons the saddest fruit?
– They get melancholy.

What do you call a serial killer watermelon?
– A slaughter melon.

I love watermelons but I believe you got to kill it to eat it.

And what’s more, watermelon needn’t just be enjoyed as a sweet snack. It works well in dozens of recipes, sweet and savory.

Why shouldn’t you go into business with a watermelon?
– They’re seedy.

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