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Watermelon puns in 2024

Did you hear about the elusive skating watermelon thief?
– Not really, the only description they got was a Caucasian melon wheels.

Pick up a sesame seed but lose sight of a watermelon.-Chinese Proverb

“Orange you glad I’m making another citrus pun?”

What is the best time to water the lawns; the farmer replied I water melon mostly during the morning.

What is the best time to water the lawns?
– “Water melon mostly during the morning.”

What’s the only type of melon that changes colours at will?
– Well, a chamelon.

Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you!

“But I thought that if people behaved like victims they would become victims, if people expected the worst to happen then it invariably did. I could see now how wrong I was. Sometimes people don’t volunteer to be victims and they become victims anyway.”

Why do watermelons take such a long time to make decisions?
– They’re always melon it over.

Why did one melon break up with the other melon?
– He didn’t know water problem was.

So, what do you do with an epileptic watermelon?
– Simple, you make a seizure salad.

Watermelon – it’s a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face.

Once a husband had a lot of watermelon for lunch and came back home, his wife commented, just go and take a bath you are smeloning very bad !

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
– “It wanted to be a watermelon.”

So, how on earth did the police catch the fruit thief without a solid description?
– Don’t really know; guess the bloke was acting seedy.

“Water(melon) you doing this summer?”

Freelance’ means I can take watermelon breaks and no one can yell at me.

How many animals are there in this zoo, the care taker replied there are thousands animelons in the zoo !

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