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Watermelon puns ๐Ÿ‰ in 2022

Even though Jake was a heartthrob Casanova,
he just had to break up with his long-time watermelon vending girlfriend
; said she was always melondramatic about everything.

If you focus on only the seeds in a watermelon, you missed the sweetness of the meat.-Wally Amos

โ€œLike I always say, thereโ€™s a time and a place for spontaneity.โ€

Camel is a slow and steady animal itโ€™s not advisable to go for a trip on a camelon.

Do you know what you call the outside of a watermleon?
– Rind of.

What do you call two watermelons that are not allowed to get married?
– A couple of canโ€™t- elopes.

I love summer so berry much.โ€

โ€œAll I want are summer peaches and cotton candy skies.โ€

Did you hear about the guy who smashed all those fruits?
– It was a slaughter melon.

You know what they say about when life gives you melons?
– You might be dyslexic.

What did the watermelon wife say to his stinky husband?
– Youโ€™ve got a strange smelon you today.

If you want to give yourself a fair chance to succeed, never expect too much too soon

A man introduced his friend to his wife by saying that we are best of friends and my friend is one in a melon.

What do you call a girl with no arms, no legs, sitting in a watermelon patch?
– โ€œMelanie! (melon-y)โ€

They asked how the watermelon farmer felt after winning the lottery
; clever bugger said he felt like a melon bucks.

After about 60 days, tiny watermelon fruits appear on the vines. Over the warm summer months, these watermelon fruits grow bigger and bigger.-Julie Murray

Big watermelonโ€“yes; sweetโ€“yes, lusciousโ€“you bet! That was probably the best tasting watermelon I had ever eaten in my entire life.

A teacher announced that there will be a watermelon party on this Thursday, all students are advised to bring water melon in their lunch, a studentโ€™s mother packed a bowl of water and a yellow melon in the lunch box.

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