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Watermelon puns ๐Ÿ‰ in 2022

Did you hear about the elusive skating watermelon thief?
– Not really, the only description they got was a Caucasian melon wheels.

Pick up a sesame seed but lose sight of a watermelon.-Chinese Proverb

โ€œOrange you glad Iโ€™m making another citrus pun?โ€

What is the best time to water the lawns; the farmer replied I water melon mostly during the morning.

What is the best time to water the lawns?
– โ€œWater melon mostly during the morning.โ€

Whatโ€™s the only type of melon that changes colours at will?
– Well, a chamelon.

Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when Iโ€™m with you!

โ€œBut I thought that if people behaved like victims they would become victims, if people expected the worst to happen then it invariably did. I could see now how wrong I was. Sometimes people donโ€™t volunteer to be victims and they become victims anyway.โ€

Why do watermelons take such a long time to make decisions?
– Theyโ€™re always melon it over.

Why did one melon break up with the other melon?
– He didnโ€™t know water problem was.

So, what do you do with an epileptic watermelon?
– Simple, you make a seizure salad.

Watermelon โ€“ itโ€™s a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face.

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