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Watermelon puns ๐Ÿ‰ in 2021

I hear Jake finally broke up with his crazy grocer girlfriend; never could tell water problem was.

Every day I fall in love with you more and more. Except for yesterdayโ€ฆ yesterday you were pretty annoying.

โ€œI hated this business of being grown-up. And I hated having to make decisions where I didnโ€™t know what was behind the door. I wanted a world where heroes and villains were clearly labeled.โ€

Why did the watermelon go crazy?
– He lost his rind.

Did you hear about the watermelon who starred in a telanovella?
– It was melondramatic.

Why does every watermelon want to be in the Guinness book of records?
– Because thereโ€™s a lot of watermelon smashing to be done.

When one has tasted watermelon, he knows what the angels eat.

Once a man got ill after eating lot of watermelons; the doctor observed the symptoms and declared that he is suffering from water felon.

How are a car and a bicycle similar?
– โ€œYou canโ€™t make watermelon juice out of either of them.โ€

I once attended the saddest watermelon funeral Iโ€™ve ever been to.
I gotta say, Iโ€™ve never seen anything so meloncholy in my life.

โ€œPeelinโ€™ pretty great about this summer so far.โ€

A watermelon that breaks open by itself tastes better than one cut with a knife.

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