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Pig puns in 2024

What do you call a pig thief?A hamburgler.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise?A slow-pork.

Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.

stop swining.we are nearly there.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?bacon and legs.

What do pigs do on the evening of February 14th?they have valenswine dinner.

What’s a pig’s favorite holiday? Ar-boar Day.

A local farmer has trained his pigs to perform ballet.I am going to see their production of swine lake.

What’s the one book all piglets read in grade school? A Series of Un-porcine-ite Events.

Recently, there is a pig who opened a huge pawn shop which he aptly named Ham Hocks

Why should you never rob a bank with a pig?they always squeal.

What happens when you play tug-of-war with a pug?Pulled pork.

What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.

What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?the olympigs

What do you call a pig with three eyes?A piiig.

Why was the pig a pathological liar? It’s a porcine-ality disorder.

Why was the piglet whining.He was boared out of his brains.

If your piglet wants to be a wizard, there’s only one alternative: Hogwarts.

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