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Pig puns ๐Ÿท in 2022

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?A porky-pine.

Where do flying pigs go?Hogwarts.

Any advice on getting a pet pig? Just be sure you get the pig of the litter.

How does a young pig hit on someone?they invite them over to netflix and swill.

Did you hear about the pig that ran the Post Office?He was the first porknaster general.

Why was the pig crying? Because he was boar-ed to tears.

What do you call a pig that plays basketball? a ball hog.

When pigs live high on the hog, they run the risk of going into hock.

During warm weather, all the retired pigs head to the tropigs for summer time.

Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table?she was hogging the food.

What do you call a pig that drives around recklessly?A road Hog

Whatโ€™s the first line of the pig bible? โ€œIn the bacon-ingโ€ฆโ€

What does an obstinate piglet always say to his mama? sow what ?

How do pigs get to the hospital?A hambulance.

After school, disciplinedย pigletsย do not go out to play without first finishing their hamwork.

What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign

What do you give a pig with an itch?oinkment.

Why did the pig get fired? Insu-boar-dination.

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