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Pig puns ๐Ÿท in 2023

What do you call a pig that does a lot of charity work?philantropig.

Why do piglets take home economics in school? To learn how to sow

They squealed on one another.

How do pigs write top-secret messages?With invisible oink!

A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him?A filthy rich.

What do 99 percent of pigs ask for on their hamburgers? Piggles.

What do you give a sick pig?oinkment.

What do you call a pig who canโ€™t mind his own business?A nosey porker.

What do you say to a procrastinating pig? Listen, bud, itโ€™s snout or never.

What did the pig say on the warm summerโ€™s day?I am bacon

Where do pigs keep their money? Why in the piggy bank, of course.

There is a filthy rich pig down the road who recently bought up a brand-new pig-up truck.

Why do pigs make awful football players?they dont like playing with pig skin.

What did the little piglet want from the swine?A piggyback ride home

How can you tell youโ€™re in a pig wine bar? Because everythingโ€™s swine.

What do you call a pig who does karate? a pork chop.

What do you call a guinea pig that has become a member of the mafia? A hamster.

How do you make a pig really happy on his birthday? Throw him a sow-prize party.

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