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Dinosaur puns ๐Ÿฆ– in 2022

What part of Canada does a dinosaur like the most?
-The Northwest Pterotories.

Iโ€™m not saur-ee I came up with this half-baked pun, I feel ptero-bill.

Where did the dinosaur clown get a job?
-At the carnivore.

ย It’s a mammoth task!

My pupil asked which writer wrote the best dinosaur stories.
– I said he should try Sarah Topps.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom?
-Because the P is silent!

How did the cavemen survive the asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs?
-Social distancing, they stayed 56 million years apart.

How do you invite a dinosaur to the coffee shop?
-Tea, Rex?

What is a boat full of dinosaurs that crashed to the shore called?
-A ship rex.

Do you think he saurus (saw us)?

What do you call a character of a dinosaur that is only in someoneโ€™s imagination?
-A ficticeous dinosaur.

ย I dino what to tell ya.

How did the triceratops speed up his computer?
-He gave it a good RAM.

Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.

Our local museum has opened a brand new dinosaur exhibit.
-I don’t know if it will be popular or not. That remains to be seen.

Do you think anything could tricera-top these dinosaur puns?
-I dino what to tell you, but probably not.

What dinosaur canโ€™t you hear go to the bathroom?
-All of them, theyโ€™re all dead.

What do you call a dinosaur who won’t stop rambling?
-A dino-bore!

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