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Dinosaur puns in 2024

I’ve got a bone to pick with you.

Why did the dinosaur have a need to sip on gingerale?
-He was very nauceous

What do you call a spooky dinosaur?
-A terror-adactyl!

 Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.

You laugh now, but the skeletal remains of dinosaurs don’t find it humerus.

What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
-A dino-snore.

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
-A Bronco-saurus!

What dinosaur gives kids gifts at Christmas time?
-Santa Claws.

What do you call a short spiky dinosaur who fell down the stairs?

He’s all skin and bones.

How did the dinosaur know that the one who he was dealing with was not sincere and didn’t walk the talk?
-Because they were being pretenceous.

What’s a dinosaur’s favorite drink?
– Rex on the beach!

Some people say I’m addicted to somersaults, but that’s just how I roll.

What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

Why was the dinosaur feeling sorry for himself?
-Because he was given a rawr deal.

I dino whether that’s the correct answer.

What’s a dinosaur’s favorite quote ?”
-Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures!”

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