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Dinosaur puns ๐Ÿฆ– in 2023

Since fossilised dinosaur footprints are a well known thing (seen in museums, for example), simply slipping the word โ€œfootprintโ€ into your sentence may be enough to make a subtle dinosaur/fossil pun.

What did the dinosaur call her blouse business?
-Try Sara’s Tops!

What did the dinosaur say to the cashier?
-Keep the climate change.

I can feel it in my bones

Why did the dinosaur not want to buy a house with the number 13?
-Because he is supersticeous.

What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots?
– Tyrannosaurus Tex!

Thought Iโ€™d found a dinosaur skeleton but it turned out to be a fossil arm.

What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
-A dino-saw !

What does a dinosaur with sleep apnea do?
– He dino-snores.

Hisย fossilย and superficial theory about the extinction of the dinosaurs.

What do you call an anxious dino?
-A nervous Rex.

What do you call the ghost of a dinosaur?
-A scaredactyl.

Dinosaurs can’t go on boats, they cause too many Ship Rex.

How did the girl dinosaur get the guy dinosaurโ€™s attention?
– By being flirtaceous.

What do you call a dinosaur after a breakup?
-Tyrannosaurus ex!

The thesaurus was the first dinosaur to become extinct, defunct, superseded, disappeared, exterminated, gone, deceasedโ€ฆ

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

What do you call a dinosaur who eats curry?

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