Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Dinosaur puns in 2024

Bad to the bone.

Why did the dinosaur stop eating fast food on a daily basis?
-Because he knows it is not nutriceous.

Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
-Because it was an early bird!

I used to be a tap dancer, until I fell in the sink.

What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain?
-A Stegosau-rust !

How does a dinosaur make money through the internet?
-Through online forex trading.

Since fossilised dinosaur footprints are a well known thing (seen in museums, for example), simply slipping the word “footprint” into your sentence may be enough to make a subtle dinosaur/fossil pun.

What did the dinosaur call her blouse business?
-Try Sara’s Tops!

What did the dinosaur say to the cashier?
-Keep the climate change.

I can feel it in my bones

Why did the dinosaur not want to buy a house with the number 13?
-Because he is supersticeous.

What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots?
– Tyrannosaurus Tex!

Thought I’d found a dinosaur skeleton but it turned out to be a fossil arm.

What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
-A dino-saw !

What does a dinosaur with sleep apnea do?
– He dino-snores.

His fossil and superficial theory about the extinction of the dinosaurs.

What do you call an anxious dino?
-A nervous Rex.

What do you call the ghost of a dinosaur?
-A scaredactyl.

Follow us on Facebook