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Dinosaur puns ๐Ÿฆ– in 2023

Trying to put dinosaur skeletons back together must be a mammoth task.

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
-Jurassic Pork!

What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs?
-A tyranno-chorus.

What are you going to wear today?
-Tee, Rex.

Where do dinosaurs go shopping?
-The dino-store!

Why was the teenage dinosaur so moody?

Do you want that gift raptor not?

How do you know if thereโ€™s a stegosaurus in your refrigerator?
-The door wonโ€™t close.

What do dinosaurs do on the Fourth of July?
-Play with dino-mite!

What do you call a dinosaur that asks a lot of deep questions?
-A philosiraptor.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
-A thesaurus!

Whatโ€™s a childโ€™s favorite dinosaur?
-A Toys-โ€˜R-Us.

What part of Canada does a dinosaur like the most?
-The Northwest Pterotories.

Iโ€™m not saur-ee I came up with this half-baked pun, I feel ptero-bill.

Where did the dinosaur clown get a job?
-At the carnivore.

ย It’s a mammoth task!

My pupil asked which writer wrote the best dinosaur stories.
– I said he should try Sarah Topps.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom?
-Because the P is silent!

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