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Dinosaur puns in 2024

I’ve got a bone to pick with you.

Why did the dinosaur have a need to sip on gingerale?
-He was very nauceous

What do you call a spooky dinosaur?
-A terror-adactyl!

 Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.

You laugh now, but the skeletal remains of dinosaurs don’t find it humerus.

What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
-A dino-snore.

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
-Do-you-think-he-saurus.

What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
-A Bronco-saurus!

What dinosaur gives kids gifts at Christmas time?
-Santa Claws.

What do you call a short spiky dinosaur who fell down the stairs?
-Ankle-is-sore-us.

He’s all skin and bones.

How did the dinosaur know that the one who he was dealing with was not sincere and didn’t walk the talk?
-Because they were being pretenceous.

What’s a dinosaur’s favorite drink?
– Rex on the beach!

Some people say I’m addicted to somersaults, but that’s just how I roll.

What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
-Try-try-try-ceratops!

Why was the dinosaur feeling sorry for himself?
-Because he was given a rawr deal.

I dino whether that’s the correct answer.

What’s a dinosaur’s favorite quote ?”
-Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures!”

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