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Cheese puns ๐Ÿง€ in 2023

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
– Nacho cheese!

Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese? Itโ€™s a hole business strategy.

What’s always the last piece of cheese left?
– Forever provolone!

Why arenโ€™t there any movies about swiss cheese? because the plot has too many holes.

Donโ€™t eat someone elseโ€™s cheesy chips.
– Theyโ€™re nachos.

What cheese can be used to hide a horse?
– Mascarpone!

What cheese cries the most?
– Babybel.

Thatโ€™s what cheese said

If your mind is at cheese, you can focus completely and achieve anything.

Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
– In queso emergency.

ย That question is as cheesy as ABC.

I never dis-a-brie when someone says โ€œcheese is the yummiestโ€.

Swiss Cheese Paradox โ€“ Swiss cheese has lots of holes. The more holes you have, the less cheese you have. The more cheese you have, the more holes you have. Thus, the more cheese you have, the less cheese you have.

Blue cheese: A moldy, but a goodie.

What cheese do you need to be very cautious with?
– Caerphilly!

How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
– Caerphilly.

I ate so much cheese I have toย Leyden.

It is quite cheesy to do. There is no rocket science behind this task.

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