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What eats more tacos than one dragon?
– Two dragons

How do you get dragon milk?
– Find a cow with no back legs

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?
– 1, but itโ€™s gonna take about 5 episodes.

What type of stories and folktales are dragons famous for?
– Long tales.

A dragon sees two knights and sighs. He says to his dragon friend, “I’m so bored of tinned food.”

Why do dragons sleep during the day?
– So they can fight knights!

Where did knights learn to kill dragons?
– At knight school!

Playing as a Monk in Dungeons & Dragons isnโ€™t so hard.
– You just have to roll with the punches and look out for number one.

Whatโ€™s the most common reptile found in your toilet?-
– Commodo dragon…

Why was the dragon always invited to barbecue Sundays?
– So he could fire up the grill!

What do you get when you cross a dragon with a unicorn?
– A magical dragicorn.

How do dragons make holiday plans?
– They donโ€™t, they just wing it.

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