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Dragon puns ๐Ÿ‰ in 2022

Why do dwarves hunt dragons in the morning?
– Because the early beard gets the worm

History is a lot like Imagine Dragons…
– It’s repetitive, never really good, and somehow only getting worse.

What was the dragon doing on the motorway?
– About 30 miles per hour.

What type of stories and folktales are dragons famous for?
– Long tales.

Why was the dragon wearing green sneakers?
– Her red ones were in the wash.

A dragon would never explode
– But a dino might

Why are dragons so good at rapping?-
– Because they’re always spitting fire.

What did the cat say to the dragon?
– โ€œMeow!โ€

Whatโ€™s big and scaley and bounces?
– A dragon on a trampoline

What is a dragonโ€™s favorite food?
– Swiss Charred.

Have you ever seen a baby dragon eating ice cream?-
– It’ll melt your heart.

How many dragons does it take to change a light bulb?
– Zero. They don’t have thumbs to change light bulbs, but they’re great at lighting candles.

Why was the dragon always invited to barbecue Sundays?
– So he could fire up the grill

Why do interns make the best Dungeons and Dragons players?
– They do it for the experience.

Whatโ€™s the difference between Santa Clause and a knight?
– One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh!

What will eat more than a dragon?
– Two dragons.

What ritual do dragons perform right before big games?
– They get fired up.

Why canโ€™t dragons play ice hockey?
– If they breathe fire, the ice melts.

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