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Dragon puns ๐Ÿ‰ in 2022

What was the dragon doing on the motorway?
– About 30 miles per hour.

Why do dragons never finish anything on time?
– bc they like to drag on and on.

My girlfriend smokes a lot, i call her the Dragon-
– Because she doesn’t exist

Why do dragons make such good knock knock jokes?
– Read on to find out!

What happens if you kiss a dragon?
– You get burnt lips.

What ritual do dragons perform right before big games?
– They get fired up.

My dragon is asleep
– He’s dragoff.

What happens if you kiss a dragon?
– You get burnt lips.

What day do dragons eat the most on?
– Happy Chewsday.

Whatโ€™s a hungry dragonโ€™s favorite day of the week?
– Chewsday.

Whatโ€™s the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
– One is eight nights while the other ate knights.

Why are dragons such good storytellers?
Because they have long tails

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