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Dragon puns in 2024

What was the dragon doing on the motorway?
– About 30 miles per hour.

Why do dwarves hunt dragons in the morning?
– Because the early beard gets the worm

History is a lot like Imagine Dragons…
– It’s repetitive, never really good, and somehow only getting worse.

Why did the dragon hate to fight knights and swordsmen?
– He was tired of tinned food.

Crouching tiger, hidden dragon.
– It wasn’t a great day at the zoo.

Do you like pop music, like Imagine Dragons?-
– Well imagine dragon these nuts across your chin.

What joke will make dragons giggle?
– They tell people jokes.

Why do dwarves hunt dragons in the morning?
– Because the early beard gets the worm

Why do dragons make good accountants?
– The economies of scale

Why do dragons like knights?
– The come with their own pans.

What’s the difference between a mini-van and a dragon?
– Mini vans only have one horn.

What do you call a dragon who is fantastic at juggling?
– Talon-ted.

What do you get when you kiss a dragon on Valentine’s Day?
– Third degree burns on your lips.

How many dragons does it take to change a light bulb?
– Zero. They don’t have thumbs to change light bulbs, but they’re great at lighting candles.

Santa hit a dragon and killed it whilst flying over medieval England…
… guess you could say he sleighed it

This Zamboni operator skidded out of control into our Dungeons & Dragons meeting-
– Why he be all slidin into my DMs

What sound do you hear when dragons eat spicy salsa?
– A fire alarm.

What’s the most stressful thing about being a dragon?
– Trying to blow out the candles on your birthday cake.

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