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Dragon puns ๐Ÿ‰ in 2021

What do you call a dragon who is fantastic at juggling?
– Talon-ted.

Whatโ€™s the difference between a dragon and a piece of paper?
– For starters, you canโ€™t make a paper airplane out of a dragon.

Two dragons walk into a bar.
– The first one says, โ€œIt sure is hot in here.โ€
– His friend snaps back, โ€œShut your mouth!โ€

I was reading a story about dragons the other day –
– It just seemed to DRAG ON and on

What’s big, scaly and bounces?
– A dragon on a trampoline.

Why are dragons good storytellers?
– They all have tails.

Why are dragons so wrinkly?
– Well, have you ever tried ironing one?

Whatโ€™s a tired dragonโ€™s favorite steak?
– Flaming yawn

Whatโ€™s the most annoying thing for dragons on their birthday?
– Blowing out the candles on their birthday cake.

Who’s there?
– Thumping.

What do the best dancing dragons train to compete in?
– A talon show.

How did the female dragon win the beauty contest?
– She was the beast of the show!

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