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Dragon puns in 2024

What was the dragon doing on the motorway?
– About 30 miles per hour.

Why do dwarves hunt dragons in the morning?
– Because the early beard gets the worm

History is a lot like Imagine Dragons…
– It’s repetitive, never really good, and somehow only getting worse.

What happens if you kiss a dragon?
– You get burnt lips.

What ritual do dragons perform right before big games?
– They get fired up.

Why do dragons never finish anything on time?
– bc they like to drag on and on.

My girlfriend smokes a lot, i call her the Dragon-
– Because she doesn’t exist

Why do dragons make such good knock knock jokes?
– Read on to find out!

What’s a hungry dragon’s favorite day of the week?
– Chewsday.

What’s the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
– One is eight nights while the other ate knights.

Why are dragons such good storytellers?
Because they have long tails

My dragon is asleep
– He’s dragoff.

What happens if you kiss a dragon?
– You get burnt lips.

What day do dragons eat the most on?
– Happy Chewsday.

What do you call a dragon who is fantastic at juggling?
– Talon-ted.

What’s the difference between a dragon and a piece of paper?
– For starters, you can’t make a paper airplane out of a dragon.

Two dragons walk into a bar.
– The first one says, “It sure is hot in here.”
– His friend snaps back, “Shut your mouth!”

I was reading a story about dragons the other day –
– It just seemed to DRAG ON and on

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