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Dragon puns in 2025

Why do dwarves hunt dragons in the morning?
– Because the early beard gets the worm

History is a lot like Imagine Dragons…
– It’s repetitive, never really good, and somehow only getting worse.

What was the dragon doing on the motorway?
– About 30 miles per hour.

What do you get when you cross a dragon with a smelly skunk?
– I have no idea, but please don’t make it angry.

How do you kill the ender dragon You ender

Elon Musk is reported to have written a short joke on his Crew Dragon rocket
– I guess the real joke will be in the comets.

Why doesn’t the Ender Dragon understand the book?
– Because he always starts at the end.

What do the best dancing dragons train to compete in?
– A talon show.

What do you do with a green dragon?
– Wait until it ripens!

What do you call an angry dragon?
– An earthquake.

Why couldn’t the dragon eat his birthday cake?
– He destroyed it while trying to blow out the candles.

It was my pet dragon’s birthday today-
– We lit the candles on his cake. He was really upset when he tried to blow them out.

What has four legs, four wings, and a tail?
– A dragon with spare parts.

How do you ruin a dragon’s birthday party?
– Tell him to blow out the candles on his cake.

What sport do dragons end up playing when they try to play hockey?
– Water polo.

Why were dragons called rappers during ancient times?
– Because they used to spit fire.

Why did the pre-pubescent dragon lose the rap battle?-
– He couldn’t yet spit hot fire

What do you get when you cross a dragon with a smelly skunk?
– We don’t know, but please don’t make it angry!

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