Moles are a small rodent that burrows to make a home and travels through tunnels as well as over ground. As part of many children stories, they are also the topic of mole puns, bringing attention to their characteristics and preferred living conditions.
What do you use to make a mole of guacamole?
3 moles are digging their way out of prison.
The first mole says “I can smell the clean air and grass! We’re almost there!”
The second mole says “I can smell the fresh wet dirt! We’re almost there!”
The third mole says “Really? All I can smell is molasses.”
The first mole crawled out of the hole and said “I smell strawberries!”
The second mole crawled out of the hole and said:
“I smell strawberries!”
The third mole crawled out of the hole and said:
“I smell molasses!!!”
Why did Ronald lose the election?… People thought his elect Ron campaign was too negative. (Election Jokes)
A family of moles was enjoying a nice Sunday morning…
…when father mole looks over lovingly to mother mole and says, “In appreciation of all you do, we are going to brunch today!”
Mother mole and baby mole excitedly get ready and put on their Sunday best.
When they are ready to leave, mother mole climbs up the tunnel first, and exclaims, “O my, I can smell pancakes and syrup!” Baby mole comes up next and says, “I can smell eggs and bacon!”
Father mole follows behind and says, “Funny, all I can smell is molasses!”
What do you get if you cross a mole with a sheet of music?… A mole-ody.
A pirate went to see the doctor about the moles on his back…
“I wouldn’t worry about it,” said the doctor, “They’re benign.”
“Count ’em again doc,” said the pirate, “You’ll find there be ten.”
My garden has been totally destroyed by moles. It looks like a de-mole-ition site.
A pirate goes to a doctor, worried that the moles on his back might be cancerous. The doctor inspects them.
“It’s ok,” he says. “They’re benign.”
The pirate replies “Check ’em again matey, I think there be at least ten!”
What do you call a 10th grader taking chemistry?… A Soph – Mol. (High School Jokes)
There once was a family of moles…
– A daddy mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. One day the daddy mole popped his head out of the ground and said, “I smell cookies!” The momma mole squeezed through the opening of the hole next to daddy mole and said, “I smell ice cream!” The baby mole tried popping out of the hole, but couldn’t squeeze between his parents. He said, “All I smell is molasses…”
What is a Mole?
A mole is a small rodent that eats insects, and this makes them beneficial for some gardens and other spaces. As they will consume bugs that are harmful to gardens and that kill plants, they can offer a bit of protection however, they will also leave holes in the ground and can damage the roots of many plants. Tuber plants are especially susceptible to damage from moles, but a balance can be found that allows them to exist near a garden of any size without causing damage.
about moles and where they live are popular among gardening groups. Top mole puns reference what they eat and how they affect the environment around them. Understanding their place in the ecosystem is key to keeping balance in any location, and silly mole puns can share much of that information.
Though they are small, they can be found in a large range of sizes, with some being part of the bread and others being related to where they live and how old they are. One liner mole puns may refer to their small size, or they may refer to larger moles in a humorous way. Silly mole puns are funny for anyone who hears them, and they are enjoyable by people of any age.
Rodent puns often share the opinion that they are bothersome and unwanted. Often, they will cause damage to the space around them including the environment, plants, other animals, and manmade building or items. Clean rodent puns about their ability to chew through almost any material are both true and some of the funniest mole puns.
Some people have a more positive opinion towards several different types of rodents, and rat puns are made both to insult then as well as to reference them as good pets. Some rat puns will refer to a person’s behavior in a negative way, however other rodent puns share their positive aspects and where they fit into the ecosystem.
Exterminator puns may reference any type of rodent and how they should be moved to other locations or otherwise discouraged, for both health and safety reasons. Pet puns can be found to be referencing these same animals as good pets when they are tamed or raised for that purpose. Several types of rodents have puns that share their own characteristics and use personification to share their potential feelings and opinions.
Mole Puns and Where They Are Used
Mole puns for kids are used throughout schools, by both students and teachers, both for entertainment value as well as for learning. One liner mole puns are found in textbooks and presentations both at schools as on field trips.
When writing kids’ books or stories some authors will use animals to represent the differences between people. The funniest mole puns can even be found used by these characters themselves. By selecting animals that look and behave in very different ways, authors and writers can show kids, and adults, how it is possible, and even beneficial, to interact with others who are different. This method of presenting ideas and encouraging good choices is a long-standing method of teaching and will continue to be used frequently. Children are interested in and will pay attention to animals in any story and seeing many different animals working together well can be reflected in their own choices on building new friendships, communicating with those around them, and learning that even when people look or think differently, they can still get along.
Other corny mole puns may encourage learning amount new animals, new topics and new people. Using puns to practice writing is also effective in teaching how to look for characteristics and to personify animals and other objects. As a teaching tool these puns will not only teach this specific part of speech and communication, but also how to look at things from a different point of view and how to conduct research on the topic of the pun to get the right figure of speech.