Moles are a small rodent that burrows to make a home and travels through tunnels as well as over ground. As part of many children stories, they are also the topic of mole puns, bringing attention to their characteristics and preferred living conditions.
What is Avogadro’s favorite kind of music?… Rock ‘N’ Mole. (Music Jokes)
How do you stop a mole from digging holes in your lawn?
– Take away his shovel
I wish to god you’d have that mole removed!
What element do moles love to study in chemistry?… Molybdenum!
5 moles are standing in a line. what does the last one smell?
Dewey’s doctor has been keeping track of all of his moles. The location and size of them. He’s so thorough that he measures them all the way down to tenths.
– He called it the Dewey deci-mole system..
A momma mole, pappa mole and baby mole were sitting in their mole hole.
The dad suddenly sits up, sniffs the air and runs to the narrow opening.
“Somebody is baking! I smell nutmeg!”
The mother runs over and wedges herself in the remaining opening.
“Ooh! I smell vanilla and cinnamon!”
The baby poked and prodded but couldn’t get past his mom and dad to smell the outside air.
“Oh man! All I smell is mole asses!”
I need a bunch of mole related puns for a chemistry project.
– Mole day, like the science thing. But I need puns for the animal. I’m supposed to make something for a project.
What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together. (STEM Jokes)
A pirate goes to the doctor to get some suspicious moles checked.
The doctor, after examining him: Don’t worry. They’re benign.
Pirate: Are you sure? I thought I counted ten.
What do you get if you cross a mole with an iPhone?… A mole-bil telephone.
I heard that moles could be malignant so I asked my doctor about my two…
When the tests came back he said: “There be nine.” Never trust a doctor who illegally downloaded his degree.
I’ve got a special mole friend who really is one of a kind. They broke the moled when they made him.
Where do the ritzy moles live?
– Beverly Holes! (That’s where I want to beeee)
What do you see when you look down a mole hole?
What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6 x 10 23rd pieces?… guacamole!
What do you get when you play whack a mole with avocados?
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What is a Mole?
A mole is a small rodent that eats insects, and this makes them beneficial for some gardens and other spaces. As they will consume bugs that are harmful to gardens and that kill plants, they can offer a bit of protection however, they will also leave holes in the ground and can damage the roots of many plants. Tuber plants are especially susceptible to damage from moles, but a balance can be found that allows them to exist near a garden of any size without causing damage. Garden puns
about moles and where they live are popular among gardening groups. Top mole puns reference what they eat and how they affect the environment around them. Understanding their place in the ecosystem is key to keeping balance in any location, and silly mole puns can share much of that information.
Though they are small, they can be found in a large range of sizes, with some being part of the bread and others being related to where they live and how old they are. One liner mole puns may refer to their small size, or they may refer to larger moles in a humorous way. Silly mole puns are funny for anyone who hears them, and they are enjoyable by people of any age.
Rodent puns often share the opinion that they are bothersome and unwanted. Often, they will cause damage to the space around them including the environment, plants, other animals, and manmade building or items. Clean rodent puns about their ability to chew through almost any material are both true and some of the funniest mole puns.
Some people have a more positive opinion towards several different types of rodents, and rat puns are made both to insult then as well as to reference them as good pets. Some rat puns will refer to a person’s behavior in a negative way, however other rodent puns share their positive aspects and where they fit into the ecosystem.
Exterminator puns may reference any type of rodent and how they should be moved to other locations or otherwise discouraged, for both health and safety reasons. Pet puns can be found to be referencing these same animals as good pets when they are tamed or raised for that purpose. Several types of rodents have puns that share their own characteristics and use personification to share their potential feelings and opinions.
Mole Puns and Where They Are Used
Mole puns for kids are used throughout schools, by both students and teachers, both for entertainment value as well as for learning. One liner mole puns are found in textbooks and presentations both at schools as on field trips.
When writing kids’ books or stories some authors will use animals to represent the differences between people. The funniest mole puns can even be found used by these characters themselves. By selecting animals that look and behave in very different ways, authors and writers can show kids, and adults, how it is possible, and even beneficial, to interact with others who are different. This method of presenting ideas and encouraging good choices is a long-standing method of teaching and will continue to be used frequently. Children are interested in and will pay attention to animals in any story and seeing many different animals working together well can be reflected in their own choices on building new friendships, communicating with those around them, and learning that even when people look or think differently, they can still get along.
Other corny mole puns may encourage learning amount new animals, new topics and new people. Using puns to practice writing is also effective in teaching how to look for characteristics and to personify animals and other objects. As a teaching tool these puns will not only teach this specific part of speech and communication, but also how to look at things from a different point of view and how to conduct research on the topic of the pun to get the right figure of speech.