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Mole puns in 2024

Where is Avogadro’s favorite vacation spot?… Mole – Bile, Alabama. (Alabama Jokes)

What do you call guacamole made of moles?
– Whackamole

I knew a spy mole who turned double agent. He was a mole mole.

What’s the mole’s favorite college football team?… The Florida State Semimoles! (Football Jokes)

Having mole problems?
– Call out specialist Avogadro at 602-1023

Wasted 4 hours in the ER this morning getting a mole checked out.
– Apparently they all look the same and I should have left it in the yard.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
– They both live underground except for the eagle

I wish to god you’d have that mole removed!

Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?… It’s mole-itically incorrect! (Election Jokes)

What do you call a mole that likes avocado?
– Guacamole

My dad saw an ad for game with heavily armed animals. He asked me what they gave the naked mole rats.
I told him stealth gear and a go bag. He is an exposed double agent.

What do you call a sad mole?… Dismole. (Psychology Jokes)

My girlfriend’s son was telling me about finding a dead mole near the dam he and his Mom were exploring earlier in the day…
To which I replied: “Hmph. Somebody must have whacked it.”
Girlfriend rolled her eyes so hard she must have seen her brain.

I had to go and get a mole removed from my shoulder today. I’ve no idea how he got up there.

What do moles smell all day?
– Mole-asses

I had to call my friend Avogadro
I used my mole-bile phone

What are Avogadro’s favorite places?… Moldend, Massachusetts.

A mole family is leaving its burrow for the day…
Dada Mole pokes his nose out of the mole hole, sniffs the air, and licks his lips. “Mmm, someone nearby is baking.” he says. “I smell butter.”
Mama Mole comes up next and sniffs the air. Her eyes light up. “Yes, someone is baking,” she says. “I smell sugar!”
Brother Mole is next. “Mmm, maybe some chocolate!” he exclaims as he does a little dance.
Little Baby Mole is last. He sniffs the air, gags and nearly chokes as he says “All I smell is molasses.”

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