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Mole puns 🦛 in 2023

What is Avogadro’s favorite kind of music?… Rock ‘N’ Mole. (Music Jokes)

How do you stop a mole from digging holes in your lawn?
– Take away his shovel

I wish to god you’d have that mole removed!

What element do moles love to study in chemistry?… Molybdenum!

5 moles are standing in a line. what does the last one smell?
– Molasses.

Dewey’s doctor has been keeping track of all of his moles. The location and size of them. He’s so thorough that he measures them all the way down to tenths.
– He called it the Dewey deci-mole system..

A momma mole, pappa mole and baby mole were sitting in their mole hole.
The dad suddenly sits up, sniffs the air and runs to the narrow opening.

“Somebody is baking! I smell nutmeg!”

The mother runs over and wedges herself in the remaining opening.

“Ooh! I smell vanilla and cinnamon!”

The baby poked and prodded but couldn’t get past his mom and dad to smell the outside air.

“Oh man! All I smell is mole asses!”

I need a bunch of mole related puns for a chemistry project.
– Mole day, like the science thing. But I need puns for the animal. I’m supposed to make something for a project.

What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together. (STEM Jokes)

A pirate goes to the doctor to get some suspicious moles checked.
The doctor, after examining him: Don’t worry. They’re benign.
Pirate: Are you sure? I thought I counted ten.

Holy moley

What do you get if you cross a mole with an iPhone?… A mole-bil telephone.

I heard that moles could be malignant so I asked my doctor about my two…
When the tests came back he said: “There be nine.” Never trust a doctor who illegally downloaded his degree.

I’ve got a special mole friend who really is one of a kind. They broke the moled when they made him.

Where do the ritzy moles live?
– Beverly Holes! (That’s where I want to beeee)

What do you see when you look down a mole hole?
– Molasses.

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6 x 10 23rd pieces?… guacamole!

What do you get when you play whack a mole with avocados​?
– Whackamoley.

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