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Mole puns 🦛 in 2023

What do you use to make a mole of guacamole?
– Avogadros

3 moles are digging their way out of prison.
The first mole says “I can smell the clean air and grass! We’re almost there!”
The second mole says “I can smell the fresh wet dirt! We’re almost there!”
The third mole says “Really? All I can smell is molasses.”

The first mole crawled out of the hole and said “I smell strawberries!”
The second mole crawled out of the hole and said:

“I smell strawberries!”

The third mole crawled out of the hole and said:

“I smell molasses!!!”

Why did Ronald lose the election?… People thought his elect Ron campaign was too negative. (Election Jokes)

A family of moles was enjoying a nice Sunday morning…
…when father mole looks over lovingly to mother mole and says, “In appreciation of all you do, we are going to brunch today!”

Mother mole and baby mole excitedly get ready and put on their Sunday best.

When they are ready to leave, mother mole climbs up the tunnel first, and exclaims, “O my, I can smell pancakes and syrup!” Baby mole comes up next and says, “I can smell eggs and bacon!”

Father mole follows behind and says, “Funny, all I can smell is molasses!”

What do you get if you cross a mole with a sheet of music?… A mole-ody.

A pirate went to see the doctor about the moles on his back…
“I wouldn’t worry about it,” said the doctor, “They’re benign.”

“Count ’em again doc,” said the pirate, “You’ll find there be ten.”

My garden has been totally destroyed by moles. It looks like a de-mole-ition site.

A pirate goes to a doctor, worried that the moles on his back might be cancerous. The doctor inspects them.
“It’s ok,” he says. “They’re benign.”
The pirate replies “Check ’em again matey, I think there be at least ten!”


What do you call a 10th grader taking chemistry?… A Soph – Mol. (High School Jokes)

There once was a family of moles…
– A daddy mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. One day the daddy mole popped his head out of the ground and said, “I smell cookies!” The momma mole squeezed through the opening of the hole next to daddy mole and said, “I smell ice cream!” The baby mole tried popping out of the hole, but couldn’t squeeze between his parents. He said, “All I smell is molasses…”

I don’t think people should tell mole jokes. They are mole-itically incorrect.

What do you call a mole hanging from the ceiling in a baby’s room?… a Mole – Bile.

I’m actually starting to like the mole on my face
It’s growing on me

FBI has just announced about a mole on their organization. They are consulting Harry Potter about the situation
– since he is good at catching snitches

What do you see when you look down a mole hole?
– Molasses


Was always self-conscious about at huge mole on her face

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