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Mole puns in 2024

I never knew moles had secret nightclubs
I have to say they have a great underground scene.

How did Avogadro get through the desert?… on a camole.

Best names for a mole?
– I need your help Reddit, I need the most punny names for a mole. “Molezart”, “Tootsie mole” etc.

Moles over dramatise everything. They make mountains out of mole hills.

Doctor! Doctor! I’m really concerned about this mole on my shoulder!
Doctor: I’m a Dermatologist, not a veterinarian.

They see me mole’n
They hating

Where is Avogadro’s favorite vacation spot?… Mole – Bile, Alabama. (Alabama Jokes)

What do you call guacamole made of moles?
– Whackamole

I knew a spy mole who turned double agent. He was a mole mole.

What’s the mole’s favorite college football team?… The Florida State Semimoles! (Football Jokes)

Having mole problems?
– Call out specialist Avogadro at 602-1023

Wasted 4 hours in the ER this morning getting a mole checked out.
– Apparently they all look the same and I should have left it in the yard.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
– They both live underground except for the eagle

I wish to god you’d have that mole removed!

Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?… It’s mole-itically incorrect! (Election Jokes)

What do you call a mole that likes avocado?
– Guacamole

My dad saw an ad for game with heavily armed animals. He asked me what they gave the naked mole rats.
I told him stealth gear and a go bag. He is an exposed double agent.

What do you call a sad mole?… Dismole. (Psychology Jokes)

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