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Chocolate puns ๐Ÿซ in 2023

Q: What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
– A: A Kitty Kat bar.

Whatโ€™s the best part of Valentineโ€™s Day?
– The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.

A monkey’s favorite cookies are Chocolate Chimps.

One day all the chocolate bars planned and executed a surprise birthday party for their friend. They just wanted to hear “Wow! Oh, Henry! This is wonderful.”

Two wafers fell into a vat of chocolate. The first one pulled the second one out. the second one said, โ€œThanks, youโ€™re a lifesaver!โ€ The first one said, โ€œActually, Iโ€™m a Kit Kat.โ€

Iโ€™m chocolate to my appointment!

Q: What was Valentineโ€™s favorite dessert for the French cat?
– A: Chocolate mousse

The electricianโ€™s favorite ice cream flavor is shock-a-lot.

There was a guy who once tried eating 4 chocolate bars all at once. He became Mr Choke-a-lot.

The favorite chocolate bar of every bus driver is a Double Decker.

Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars.

I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasnโ€™t that funny. So I just snickered.

I recently got over my addiction to marshmallows, nuts, and chocolates. Not gonna lie, it was quite a Rocky Road.

I was walking on the street the other day, and someone threw some milk chocolate bars at me. How dairy!

If you have a chocolate car, you’ll always have to start the car with Yorkies.

Q: I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasnโ€™t that fun
– A: So I just snickered.

Choc it up to experience.

One of the most important rap or hip-hop artists of the chocolate music industry has got to be M&M.

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