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Chocolate puns ๐Ÿซ in 2022

Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars.

I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasnโ€™t that funny. So I just snickered.

I recently got over my addiction to marshmallows, nuts, and chocolates. Not gonna lie, it was quite a Rocky Road.

I was walking on the street the other day, and someone threw some milk chocolate bars at me. How dairy!

If you have a chocolate car, you’ll always have to start the car with Yorkies.

Q: I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasnโ€™t that fun
– A: So I just snickered.

Choc it up to experience.

One of the most important rap or hip-hop artists of the chocolate music industry has got to be M&M.

There was a candy in school that made fun of everyone. Its name was Tootsie Trolls.

Whatโ€™s a veterinarianโ€™s favorite candy bar?
– Kit Kat!

I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasnโ€™t that funny So I just snickered.

Q: If Bob has 30 chocolate bars and eats 25, what does he have?
– A: Diabetes.

Talking is frowned at in the local chocolate factory, so I only wispa when I get there.

The other day, an interviewer asked the astronauts about their favorite type of chocolate. They all said “the Mars bar”.

I made a half-gallon of tea last night mixing it with some chocolate. It wasn’t really chocolate, it just was a little chocolate-tea.

I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts.I wonโ€™t lie, it was a Rocky Road.

What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate?
– Decad-ant

My friend said she wanted to invest all her money into chocolate. So I told her, “you’ll just be putting your money behind bars”.

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