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Chocolate puns ๐Ÿซ in 2021

What is an astronautโ€™s favorite chocolate?
– A Mars bar.

Once Chewbacca got chocolate stuck in his hair. His friends kept calling him chocolate chip wookiee.

One day a young devotee at the church just said, “Jesus is so sweet”. His older sister replied to him, “Well of course! He’s a Life Saver after all.”

Someone accused me of stealing their Kit Kat. Give me a break.

Q: What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
– A: A milky way

For their dessert, most French cats like the chocolate mousse.

The basic difference between a brown cow that produces chocolate milk and a cow that produces normal milk is the color mootation.

The other day I was wondering if chocolate identifies as male or female. My friend told me it identifies as female because it’s preferred pronouns are ‘Her/she.’

Have you heard about the chocolate box thief?
– Heโ€™s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.

Q: What is the best part of Valentineโ€™s day?
– A: The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.

We went to the chocolate factory, and the guide said that talking in there was frowned upon. So, when we were there, we needed to wispa.

I quite like breaking the rules. The other day, I had an After Eight just after half-past seven.

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